“Every career thing I do can’t be perfect.” How articulate of Miley.

Here’s Miley Cyrus on the cover of Billboard magazine. She looks so incredibly bubbly and cheery, bursting with toothy, animated joy - almost as if the Disney Corporation built a magic kingdom in her ass. I suppose it’s not so much that there’s actually a magic kingdom in her ass, and moreso that she herself is the great white stallion that Disney will ride until Hannah Montana goes the way of Lizzie McGuire.

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Listen for Rihanna’s cover of “Macho Man”

I spent twenty minutes trying to determine if Rihanna got on the leather leggings train, or if she’s just really good with a can of spray paint. I then proceeded to spent another fifteen minutes trying to determine whether or not Rihanna’s stylist is the biker from the Village People.

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Lohan has no idea where she parked her car.

When you’re a celebrity, you can own every shoe in every colour of the rainbow. For example, in the above picture, Lindsay Lohan is wearing the Minnetonka Front Lace Hardsole boot in black. Previously, we had seen her frolicking about like a coked out Pocahontas in the tan version of this boot. I suppose she saves the black model for when she’s attempting the “car burglar Pocahontas” look.

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Crack buddies!

What you are seeing is correct. This is a photo of Amy Winehouse out and about with Pete Doherty the other night. As a warning, if you stare directly at the photo, you will get a contact high.

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TomKat makes Corey Hart proud.

Here’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, as they are dropped off by their mothership at Posh Beckham’s birthday party last night. I can only assume that they’re wearing sunglasses at night to block the glare off of Katie’s shiny, 70’s chesterfield dress. Either that, or it’s to protect their retinas from Posh’s amazing, super radiant fabulousness.

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Is she or isn’t she? Ashlee Simpson, 23, is fueling rumors of her own pregnancy by refusing to confirm or deny claims during a live TV interview at NBC’s Today on Friday. Perhaps, she’s just trying to heighten her own buzz. Today, Ashlee Simpson debuts her album Bittersweet World and her new fashion collection at Wet Seal.

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Dude thinks he’s talking to Madonna’s crack addicted sister

Here’s lovable Courtney Love, sitting with some dude at a bus station. This girl is street, yo. Well, maybe not street, maybe just the crack alley beside the street.

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Is Carrie Bradshaw being fashionable with this dress? Or trying to smuggle illegal goods over the border?

Here’s more shots from the Sex and the City movie set. It’s just another picture of Sarah Jessica Parker wearing something I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole. Unless the pole was a ten foot torch, and I was lighting her dress on fire.

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Madonna’s back! The Material Girl just released a song with Justin Timberlake titled “Four Minutes” which will be featured on her new CD Hard Candy. The song also features hitmaker Timbaland. I’m eagerly anticipating hearing “Beat Goes On”, a track on Hard Candy featuring rapping ego, Kanye West. I imagine those two could make some hot music together.

The amalgomation of talent like Timberlake, Timbaland and Kanye is a perfect example of Madonna’s undying business sense. She knows who to work with in order to keep herself relevant. I think this is Madonna’s way of feasting on the blood of the young in order to keep stamina for her pilates.

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Watch out. Katinka Ingabogovinanana has you in her sight.

The beautiful Milla Jovovich successfully made the transition from model to actress, and has become well known for her roles as “kick ass females” in movies like Resident Evil and Ultraviolet. However, her role as Katinka in Zoolander was most likely my favourite, as it showed that she had a sense of humour about the fashion industry - something lacking in many fashionistas. And really, did you actually see Ultraviolet? Horrible.

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STOP THE PRESSES!

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When did little Stacey Ferguson turn eighty?

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Here’s Fergie on her way to a Marc Jacobs show at NYC Fashion Week. I don’t quite know what kind of statement she’s trying to make with her outfit, but the blue mumu thing isn’t working for me. It’s not very flattering on her at all. It doesn’t show off Ferg’s fit body - I cannot see her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. Neither in the back nor in the front. She’s looking quite the mess in this photo - her outfit says “I love Matlock” while her face says “Pass the bong.”

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This morning, I posted a picture of Tyra Banks and discussed how I thought she may be entering the “Drag Queen” stage of her career. Today, we get reacquainted with a young girl who seems to be entering that very same stage of her music career:

Source: A Socialite’s Life

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Source: Dlisted

Behold, photographic evidence to support the theory that Tyra Banks is now entering the “Drag Queen” stage of her supermodel career.

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Here’s the lovely Rihanna at Macy’s in New York promoting her new umbrella collection. Yes, that’s right, I said umbrella collection.

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