Here’s the happy couple, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson, at a Sephora event the other night. SamRo is rocking her regular style, while Linds looks like she stole a fedora from the “Smooth Criminal” video after taking a swan dive into Tina Turner’s closet. Is the shiny rainbow dress a reference to her newfound lesbianism, her metaphorical swan dive out of the closet? We get it, Linds; you’re here, you’re queer and you’re about two inches from an exposed nether region. Honestly, are we sure she isn’t just wearing a shirt with no pants for easy access?Lindsay wore a pair of the insanely popular Yves Saint Laurent “Tribute” heels. This patent platform mary jane has been seen on various famous feet, from Posh Beckham to Gwen Stefani to Kylie Minogue. To rock this style without spending tons of cash, try the BCBGirls “Buffy”:This platform, patent leather style looks sexy with anything, from pants to dresses, or shiny shirts you’re trying to pass off as a dress.The YSL “Tribute” Platform Dlisted

I would absolutely love to raid Dita Von Teese’s shoe closet. She’s always wearing such wonderful heels. Like these. Or these. Or these:

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Annie certianly got smart with this outfit

Here’s Anne Hathaway at the Get Smart premier in Los Angeles. Hathaway, who plays sassy Agent 99 in the classic TV remake, wore a stunning charcoal coloured dress to the event. Although the bottom half of the dress looks a wee bit like it was designed by Jim Henson, I actually like it. She looks quite smart and sophisticated in this unique dress. Annie pulls off this style rather well. Maybe it’s the doe eyes and flawless smile? Damn her.

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Here’s Lindsay Lohan at Diddy’s yacht party the other night. With her is Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s BFF or lesbian girlfriend, depending on who you talk to. I think Lindsay looks spectacular here. Her hair looks sleek and shiny, her dress is beautiful and her skin doesn’t look as freakily orange as it usually does. Lindsay is pulling off the perfect lipstick lesbian look.

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Where’s Short Round?

So… Denise. What’s with the hat?

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Just because your sister outshone you does not mean you can get away with wearing shoes like that, Jess.

Do you guys remember these shoes?

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Look, we’ve all fallen in our high heels before. The trick is to avoid doing it on film. Just ask Fergie:

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Even Lindsay can’t keep a straight face while wearing this.

Lindsay appears to be leggings free here, however, her outfit leads me to believe that she lost a bet. Either that, or she got separated from the hooker marching band parade.

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Starlet Sienna Miller once graced the covers of fashion magazines as the “Queen of Boho”. However, with the boho trend coming to a trickling end, it’s nice to know that Miller can still maintain her eclectic style. Miller has said bye-bye to boho by spicing up an all black ensemble with an Asian inspired bolero.

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Mila Kunis has successfully transitioned from small screen actress to silver screen starlet. The former That 70’s Show actress has all the assets needed for big screen celebrity status, including impeccable style.

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TomKat makes Corey Hart proud.

Here’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, as they are dropped off by their mothership at Posh Beckham’s birthday party last night. I can only assume that they’re wearing sunglasses at night to block the glare off of Katie’s shiny, 70’s chesterfield dress. Either that, or it’s to protect their retinas from Posh’s amazing, super radiant fabulousness.

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The Hills star is milking her 15 minutes of fame for all its worth. There’s something pretentious about Heidi Montag. It’s as if she’s trying a little too hard.

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Fashionista? Or troll on safari?

I had to check three times before it finally sunk in that this is, in fact, MK Olsen, and not Ashley. Despite my deep running fear of these twin trolls, I’m usually quite good at telling them apart. However, the straightened hair and Chanel suit threw me for a loop.

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Posh Beckham is on the edge of fashion.

For example:

Supertight leather pants? Pleather leggings? Or is it just paint? Just one of the many mysteries of the one we call Posh.

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Mimi shows off her weapons of mass seduction

Here’s Mariah Carey, hooching it up for camera. Show those girls off, Mimi!

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