Just because your sister outshone you does not mean you can get away with wearing shoes like that, Jess.
Do you guys remember these shoes?
Mimi just seems to love her Christian Louboutin mary janes. We spotted her wearing them the other day, and here she is again, strutting her diva stuff in them. I don’t blame her one bit. They look to be the Louboutin “Mad Mary” mary jane, that boasts a 5″ plus stiletto heel. We’ve seen these puppies on Madonna, so they’re obviously perfect for a diva! What I want to know is why she feels it neccessary to pair such a beautiful shoe with an outfit like this:
Mariah says, “Bow down to the righteousness of my striped hoochie shorts!”
Flowing, flat-ironed, honey-toned hair - check
Giant, glamazon sunglasses (even if it’s nighttime) - check
Easily visible cleavage - check
Clothes that are two sizes too small - check
Total look of satisfaction in knowing that she is way more fabulous than you - check
Mimi is helped through the crowd, so that none of the little people maim her hotness
Yes, I’m posting about Mariah Carey again. Bitch is everywhere nowadays! Running around, looking fabulous for her little lambs. I will say that her face does look quite beautiful, although I’m sure it’s buried under several layers of make-up.
Mimi shows off her weapons of mass seduction
Here’s Mariah Carey, hooching it up for camera. Show those girls off, Mimi!
Here’s Mariah Carey looking, as usual, like a hooker. What better way to attract patrons to your street corner by wearing bright red fire engines on your feet?
There’s been rumours recently about Mimi’s alleged drug use - that she apparently uses cocaine. I’m about as shocked by that as I was by Kate Moss’ cocaine use. Rich and famous people using coke?! You don’t say. Next they’ll try to tell me that George Michael is gay and the pope is Catholic.
