Everytime I see Miley Cyrus, she’s either wearing a pair of boots, or close to nothing at all.
This is Miley at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards, wearing a pair of slouchy, suede boots, similar to the Type Z “Clementina”. Despite the fact that these slouchy monstrosities create cankles on young Miley where there are none, it appears that the slouchy suede look is one of her faves:
“Every career thing I do can’t be perfect.” How articulate of Miley.
Here’s Miley Cyrus on the cover of Billboard magazine. She looks so incredibly bubbly and cheery, bursting with toothy, animated joy - almost as if the Disney Corporation built a magic kingdom in her ass. I suppose it’s not so much that there’s actually a magic kingdom in her ass, and moreso that she herself is the great white stallion that Disney will ride until Hannah Montana goes the way of Lizzie McGuire.
So, the word is that Madonna is divorcing from director husband, Guy Ritchie. Maybe Guy got sick of being referred to as “The Wife”. No official announcement has been made, but if they do divorce, I will once again be able to sleep at night, knowing that there will never be another movie like Swept Away.
Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow leaving a restaurant after an early morning breakfast in NYC. Paltrow was in town supporting her husband’s band Coldplay at their Madison Square Gardens gig. Gwynnie is wearing a pair of brown leather Christian Louboutin sandals on her feet, a pair of which I am quite envious. Check them out:
I do not like Sienna Miller. I personally feel that a chimp could dress better than her. That’s why I was so shocked when I came across this photo of Sienna with Keira Knightly promoting their new movie The Edge of Love.
Girl who’s bad acting cries like wind
Is there some new Pocahontas trend on which I’m missing out?
Here’s Lindsay Lohan at Diddy’s yacht party the other night. With her is Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s BFF or lesbian girlfriend, depending on who you talk to. I think Lindsay looks spectacular here. Her hair looks sleek and shiny, her dress is beautiful and her skin doesn’t look as freakily orange as it usually does. Lindsay is pulling off the perfect lipstick lesbian look.
Crack buddies!
What you are seeing is correct. This is a photo of Amy Winehouse out and about with Pete Doherty the other night. As a warning, if you stare directly at the photo, you will get a contact high.
Look, we’ve all fallen in our high heels before. The trick is to avoid doing it on film. Just ask Fergie:
Nicole tries to hide under her giant hat and sunglasses, but everyone knows that nobody else
in the world would wear this except for her
Here’s Nicole Richie, sans Joel and Harlow, at her court ordered traffic school classes. Nicole was of course ordered to take these classes after recieving a DUI in December 2006. Let’s hope the new mother now has a “Baby on Board” sticker on her car for the next time she’s driving the wrong way down a freeway.
Joel: “No, we don’t know where Paris and Benji are!”
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s media fame train must be more powerful than I give them credit for. I almost forgot about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, whom I hold responsible for Paris and Benji’s sickening media presence, and thus are responsible for Paris Hilton NEVER GOING AWAY.
Even Lindsay can’t keep a straight face while wearing this.
Lindsay appears to be leggings free here, however, her outfit leads me to believe that she lost a bet. Either that, or she got separated from the hooker marching band parade.
German supermodel Heidi Klum attended Us Weekly’s “Hot Hollywood 2008″ party held in Eva Longoria’s new Beso restaurant in Hollywood. Among guests were Eve, Nicky Hilton, and Lauren Conrad.
Apparently, her name is Paris
Here’s Paris Hilton, out promoting her new line of hair extensions. Yes, hair extensions. It’s actually quite appropriate because I find hair extensions to be fake and tacky, much like Paris herself.
Fergie burn burn burn burns it to the wick. Oooooh, barra barracuda!
Idol Gives Back took place the other night, featuring performances from a whole slew of artists, including Fergie. She’s looking pretty good here, a million times better than the last time we saw her. She’s wearing those damn leather leggings, but I’m not going to lie, she looks pretty damn hot in them. Posh Beckham, watch your back!