Posted 07/21/2008
Why howdy, Jessica. Here's Jessica Simpson performing at Country Thunder in Wisconsin. Jessica has decided to switch from soulless pop music to fluffy country music and this music festival was her big country debut. Jessica took the big stage in her daisy dukes, and it turns out that... read more
Posted 06/21/2008
Put on your riot gear! It's Naomi! Naomi Campbell is such a nice girl. The supermodel recently stopped to strike a pose for some photos the other day. Shortly thereafter, she went batty and began screaming like a banshee. No one was hit this time, but that doesn't mean she didn't try.... read more
Posted 05/16/2008
Just because your sister outshone you does not mean you can get away with wearing shoes like that, Jess. Do you guys remember these shoes? I spotted them on Mariah Carey a while back. They looked horrid on her, but somehow, Miss Simpson up there made them worse. When Mimi wore them,... read more
Posted 04/05/2008
Jessica Simpson is nothing but an empty vessel filled with the Ugg. Y'know, instead of just being an empty vessel. The Uggs are still attacking at full force! Jessica Simpson appears to have been hit by the Uggs fairly hard. The inherent bad fashion of the Ugg spread all the way up her... read more
Posted 03/22/2008
Ashlee Simpson, minus her siamese hair twin, Pete Wentz It's amazing how different Ashlee Simpson looks. I never thought she was unattractive before the nose job, in fact, I thought her old nose gave her face some character. Now she just looks like a Disney character. Cute, yes; but... read more
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