This high-heeled shoe is made out of Croslite. You heard me right. This is a Croc shoe.

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Here’s Alexis Bledel at the premiere for the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2. Alexis looks very sleek and stylish in this ruffly one-shoulder dress. I would probably hate if it weren’t for the fact that this girl seems to actually make this unique style work.

Alexis paired her dress with a pair of strappy black heels by Alaia. I love the look of these heels. Just elaborate enough to compliment the dress, while still being reserved enough not to overwhelm her look.

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Here’s the always classy Shauna Sand in her lucite heels again. It seems these shoes are her top choice for the beach, the club, or posing nude on bear rugs. As horrid as I think these plastic shoes look on her, I did happen to stumble across an interesting take on lucite heels:

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Shauna says, “Bow down before your lucite queen!”

I get the impression that Shauna Sand might be into bondage. Or at least her legs are.

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Lindsay Lohan turned the big twenty-two yesterday. If you felt the Earth vibrate last night, it was probably the vibrational fallout from this party girl’s shindig. I was going to send her a present, but apparently they don’t let you send a cocaine and adderall in the mail.

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Amy Winehouse looks like a baby giraffe trying to get it’s footing as her spindly legs wobble atop her Christian Louboutin platforms.

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Excuse me. I think you have a lightbulb stuck to your heel.

These beautiful suede pumps are from Spanish fashion house Loewe. I love the combination of a retro style pump with a quirky, lightbulb heel. Loewe creative director Stuart Vevers used the country of Spain itself as an inspiration for his new collection, with Salvador Dali-like surrealism as a stimuli for these unique and stylish heels. Vevers also created this fantastic screwdriver t-strap heel:

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“Every career thing I do can’t be perfect.” How articulate of Miley.

Here’s Miley Cyrus on the cover of Billboard magazine. She looks so incredibly bubbly and cheery, bursting with toothy, animated joy - almost as if the Disney Corporation built a magic kingdom in her ass. I suppose it’s not so much that there’s actually a magic kingdom in her ass, and moreso that she herself is the great white stallion that Disney will ride until Hannah Montana goes the way of Lizzie McGuire.

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For those of you non-Canadians out there, today is Canada Day! In homage of Canada’s 141 years of independence, I’m going to shine the spotlight on a very unique shoe designer whom hails from Vancouver, British Columbia:

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So, the word is that Madonna is divorcing from director husband, Guy Ritchie. Maybe Guy got sick of being referred to as “The Wife”. No official announcement has been made, but if they do divorce, I will once again be able to sleep at night, knowing that there will never be another movie like Swept Away.

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It doesn’t matter how many nasty things I say about Lindsay Lohan. I will always like her more than god-awful Hilary Duff:

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Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow leaving a restaurant after an early morning breakfast in NYC. Paltrow was in town supporting her husband’s band Coldplay at their Madison Square Gardens gig. Gwynnie is wearing a pair of brown leather Christian Louboutin sandals on her feet, a pair of which I am quite envious. Check them out:

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She must get horrible blisters

I know three things about Shauna Sand: She’s a Playboy model, she was married to Lorenzo Lamas and she loves plastic shoes.

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Yes, those are red soles. Yes, they are Christian Louboutins. Yes, they are making my feet hurt just looking at them.

These are fetish ballet shoes, as designed by Louboutin. You may recognize the style from the Beyonce video “Green Light”. This style of fetish shoe has been around for a while, but has gained popularity recently. These shoes are solely for fetish purposes, and as even Christian Louboutin will admit, you cannot walk in them comfortably. These rare Louboutins can be seen at the Pierre Passebon Gallery, in an exhibit called “Fetish” created by Louboutin and director David Lynch.

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Every girl has been in this situation: You’re out dancing in a hot pair of heels, and you reach that point - THE WALL - the moment where you shed you’re heels because you can no longer take the pain, and continue to dance in your bare feet like you’re playing Dance Dance Revolution.

I hate reaching that point. Your feet get dirty and risk stepping on broken glass or having someone else step on your toes. But we’re not going to stop dancing, right? We’re waaay too fabulous for that. Chamileon Heels has a solution:

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