Lohan has no idea where she parked her car.

When you’re a celebrity, you can own every shoe in every colour of the rainbow. For example, in the above picture, Lindsay Lohan is wearing the Minnetonka Front Lace Hardsole boot in black. Previously, we had seen her frolicking about like a coked out Pocahontas in the tan version of this boot. I suppose she saves the black model for when she’s attempting the “car burglar Pocahontas” look.

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Pocahontas, as played by Daisy Duke, as played by Lindsay Lohan

Here’s my favourite walking fashion disaster, Lindsay Lohan, out and about the other day. She’s leggings-free, which is a bit of a surprise, considering her recent forray into the leggings market with her own brand of leggings. I suppose that for her, it was a case of either endorsing leggings, or narc anon. What’s next? Amy Winehouse beehives? Björk swan dresses?

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