Is Eva Longoria Parker Posh Spice’s new best bud?

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EVA LONGORIA: Oh, Vicky, I’m just so glad we did this.
POSH: Me too. It’s great to be seen with people who are less fabulous than myself.
EVA: What?
POSH: Nothing. Say, Eve, let me tell you some tricks for the camera.
EVA: It’s Eva.
POSH: Whatever. Look, never smile for the paps. Always look cold and fierce, like a magnificent mannequin. Smiles are for children and ugly people.
EVA: I really appreciate all your advice.
POSH: I’m an author, you know.
EVA: I really love your patent leather, Christian Louboutin heels.
POSH: I really love your… Ah, bollocks. We’re almost at the store, we’ll find you something. That outfit is a little too housewifey… Kinda desperate. Like that show.
EVA: I’m on that show!
POSH: Whatever.

For a pair of patent leather pumps like Posh’s Louboutins (complete with the red soles), try the Oh Deer! Garbo:

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