Why howdy, Jessica.

Here’s Jessica Simpson performing at Country Thunder in Wisconsin. Jessica has decided to switch from soulless pop music to fluffy country music and this music festival was her big country debut. Jessica took the big stage in her daisy dukes, and it turns out that Dolly Parton she is not. Poor Jess was booed for her entire performance. Apparently, it takes more than a pair of cowboy boots to make you a country star.

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Nicole tries to hide under her giant hat and sunglasses, but everyone knows that nobody else
in the world would wear this except for her

Here’s Nicole Richie, sans Joel and Harlow, at her court ordered traffic school classes. Nicole was of course ordered to take these classes after recieving a DUI in December 2006. Let’s hope the new mother now has a “Baby on Board” sticker on her car for the next time she’s driving the wrong way down a freeway.

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