Amy Winehouse looks like a baby giraffe trying to get it’s footing as her spindly legs wobble atop her Christian Louboutin platforms.

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Crack buddies!

What you are seeing is correct. This is a photo of Amy Winehouse out and about with Pete Doherty the other night. As a warning, if you stare directly at the photo, you will get a contact high.

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Amy says “Never do crack runs in heels.”

Amy Winehouse put on her eyeliner and beehive for a trip to visit her incarcerated husband, Blake. Amy, who’s currently fighting a skin condition that’s quite likely brought on by crack use, was rumoured to be entering rehab again, but this rumour proved to be false. Do you think we’re ever going to see Amy in rehab for more than a week? I mean, the song isn’t “They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, why not?”

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Courtney Love claims to be sober. She hasn’t been admitted to rehab, the psych ward, or willingly flashed her crotch in public for a while, so she may be telling the truth. You wouldn’t think so by the looks of this picture. She probably is sober, but crazy. Years of serious drug abuse will do this a person. Amy Winehouse: This is your future.

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Here’s Kanye West and fiancée Alexis Phifer at a Fendi store opening during Paris Fashion Week. A designer herself, Alexis has somehow found a heterosexual male who obviously feels as passionately about fashion as she does. The fact that it’s the very sexy and talented Kanye West is just icing on the cake. I’ve never seen Alexis’ work, but I would be very interested in seeing what the girl who snagged the Louis Vuitton Don can do.

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So what do we all think? Is it possible that Amy Winehouse is clean?

Amy went to rehab for a short (very short) period of time, and she seems to be doing okay - in that, she hasn’t been arrested or had videos of her doing drugs leaked on the net in quite some time. Amy’s dealing with some tough demons, and it will probably take a long time for her to get better.

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Source: Slash News

Well everyone, we can sleep in peace again. Amy Winehouse has agreed to go to rehab. I no longer need to lay awake at night, fearing a strung out Amy Winehouse may break into my house and torture me by shoving that frightening, cocaine producing beehive in my face until I give her crack money.

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Dear Amy Winehouse,

We need to talk. It’s not about the drugs, or the arrests, or the eating disorders. Amy, we need to talk about this:

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