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The last time we saw Rihanna in her beige Christian Louboutin "Pigalle" pumps, she wore them with that hideously shoulder-padded teal jumpsuit from fashion hell. This is what she decided to wear them with next:I don't know what this dress is made of - is it leather? Is it plastic? All I see is a cleverly tailored garbage bag. Seriously, this looks like it walked right off of Mugatu's "Derelicte" runway in Zoolander. It's not so much that it's ugly, it's that it looks like it's "inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique", to quote Mugatu. And while I'm sure it's very expensive, a hefty price is no excuse for wearing a Hefty bag. And to the legions of Rihanna fans, I want to specify that I'm not saying she's not talented, although she owes most of her career to Jay-Z, and I'm not saying she's not beautiful, although as Derek Zoolander says there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking. I'm just saying I hate that frekin' dress. And it's hurtful to Loubs on her feet, who's simple and chic style make them perfect for every outfit. Except for ugly trash bag dress. Fin.
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