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When Lady Gaga first started showing up in photos wearing things like this and this, I often wondered if she had a propensity for losing bets. Since then, I've realized that this isn't the case. Oh no, there's no bets involved. This bitch is just batsh*t crazy. Example:There you have it, people. The most unflattering outfit imaginable. This ensemble successfully makes GaGa look stumpy, hippy and in serious need of a tailor. It's what I imagine they'd make you wear in fashion hell, while Anna Wintour calls you fat and Donatella Versace roasts you with a tanning lamp. (For the record, I'm aware that neither Anna Wintour nor Donatella Versace are dead, but I've heard Satan's down with Prada, and Donatella looks like she's been dead for years.) What's worse is that GaGa chose to wear calf-hi boots with this monstrosity. These boots, from Pleaser USA's "Xtreme" series, cut GaGa off in all the wrong spots. The height of the boot shaft mixed with the jumpsuit's capri length create horrible proportions that make GaGa look stumpy - despite the Xtreme's super-high platforms.GaGa's obviously a big fan of these boots, as this certainly isn't the first (or second, or third) time I've seen her wearing them. This is certainly my least favourite outfit she's paired with them. And by least favourite, I mean it makes me feel like gouging out my eyes with a shoe horn. Thoughts?Pleaser USA makes specialty shoes and boots specifically for the adult industry (and Lady GaGa, I suppose), so they're always sexy. They can be found in most stag shops and here, on Shoehunting!
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