Britney is a perfect example of how not wear the VOLATILE Cavalier boot; pirates everywhere...

posted by stiletto_pumped on (5 years, 2 months ago)

Britney Spears seems to love boots. I see photos of her parading around in different boots all the time. She likely has a whole closet full of boots, which I imagine would be located next to her room full of flip-flops, which is next to the room full of cheetos (that are probably ground up to a fine powder and divided into lines). However, I'm not sure that someone with the mental instability of Brit Brit should be allowed to use and abuse boots at her will. Why? Because something like this will happen:
Brit's worn some hideous things in the past, but what the hell is this? I see slouchy pirate boots paired with a clingy bubble skirt, half a shirt and a fedora. Who does this girl think she is? Sienna Miller?
Britney is strategically covering up her stomach in these pictures, leading us to believe she may be pregnant once again - although I think it's quite likely that she just needs to do a few crunches. I hope she's not pregnant. I thought Britney Spears crossed with K-Fed was bad, now we've got Britney crossed with a paparazzi. Somebody get this girl fixed!
Back to the outfit. I've expressed my disdain for slouchy boots and pirate boots in the past, thus a hybrid of the two really angers up the blood. Brit looks like she's walking away from a one night stand with some dude with a pet bird and a peg leg. I could almost accept those boots if she had chosen to wear them with skinny jeans. I still wouldn't like them, but we've got to start small with Britney. She's only recently gotten over her love affair with wigs, you know.
If you want to try Britney's swashbuckling look, I suggest you get a lobotomy. I kid, I kid. Avoid Britney's mistake and don't pair boots like these with bare legs:

This is the VOLATILE "Cavalier" boot. This is a slouchy, cuffed tall boot that would look chic paired with jeans, or possibly a skirt with dark panyhose. I do believe you can rock these boots, just don't do as Britney does!
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