I love Lindsay Lohan more and more everyday. I’m close to being the president of her frekin’ fan club. And I like her even more now that she’s a lesbian! Just look at Sam and Linds together! Do they not look like the cutest, happiest power lesbian couple in the universe? Like they will have a beautiful life, with beautiful lesbian-raised children, concieved with the sperm of some rediculously famous male, who’s identity will be kept secret from the public until they do a big cover story with Rolling Stone? I can’t wait.

As I’ve said before, I also love Lohan for her often regretable - but always interesting - fashion choices. Case in point: Leggings. Lindsay Lohan defined the 2000-era legging craze - a trend that I hate - but I also respect her ability to take such an obviously horrible trend and shove it down our throats like Starbuck’s-flavoured ecstasy, if not only for the reason that I get to write about it. For example:

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Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow leaving a restaurant after an early morning breakfast in NYC. Paltrow was in town supporting her husband’s band Coldplay at their Madison Square Gardens gig. Gwynnie is wearing a pair of brown leather Christian Louboutin sandals on her feet, a pair of which I am quite envious. Check them out:

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Yes, those are red soles. Yes, they are Christian Louboutins. Yes, they are making my feet hurt just looking at them.

These are fetish ballet shoes, as designed by Louboutin. You may recognize the style from the Beyonce video “Green Light”. This style of fetish shoe has been around for a while, but has gained popularity recently. These shoes are solely for fetish purposes, and as even Christian Louboutin will admit, you cannot walk in them comfortably. These rare Louboutins can be seen at the Pierre Passebon Gallery, in an exhibit called “Fetish” created by Louboutin and director David Lynch.

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Every girl has been in this situation: You’re out dancing in a hot pair of heels, and you reach that point - THE WALL - the moment where you shed you’re heels because you can no longer take the pain, and continue to dance in your bare feet like you’re playing Dance Dance Revolution.

I hate reaching that point. Your feet get dirty and risk stepping on broken glass or having someone else step on your toes. But we’re not going to stop dancing, right? We’re waaay too fabulous for that. Chamileon Heels has a solution:

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Well if this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

At first, I thought that maybe Paris Hilton’s shoe line had started making shoes for babies, y’know, “Baby’s first hooker shoe, by Paris”. You know she’s the type of girl who wants to start the sluttery and skankeration at a young age. I soon learned that these are part of line of novelty crib shoes called “Heelarious”. If Posh had baby girls, you know these would be on their feet right out of the frekin’ womb.

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Cameron Diaz is sporting her best accessory- her smile. With co-star Ashton Kutcher by her side, the starlet made an appearance on MTV’s TRL to promote their brand new movie.

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Look, we’ve all fallen in our high heels before. The trick is to avoid doing it on film. Just ask Fergie:

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The new Glamour girl, Vanessa Hudgens, is a budding fashionista with a penchant for Christian Louboutins. Vanessa is currently featured in the newest issue of Glamour magazine.

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Above: According to the NYPost, Liv Tyler is headed shopping to Barney’s.

Liv Tyler has transformed from beautiful teen music video queen to a full fledged starlet. The gorgeous stunner is set to star in The Hulk sequel. She will be reprising Jennifer Connolly’s role as Betty Ross. Edward Norton will be starring as the iconic green monster, formerly played by Eric Bana.

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Above: Leighton Meester at the premiere of “Remember the Daze”

Leighton Meester from Gossip Girls is looking chic in slate gray and pewter.

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Source: PopSugar

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Kate Moss is looking chic and fashionable is just another day in a model’s life.

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I’m currently not a huge fan of Lindsay Lohan, but I am a major fan of her outfit.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Courtney Love and her spawn:

I’m not going to lie. I love Courtney. I love her to death. Not because she’s a talented actress, or songwriter, or musician - but because she’s just plain crazy. Every time something bad happens to me, I just count my blessings that I’m not Courtney Love, anyone who knows her, or anyone who’s physically close enough to her to get hit with a mic stand.

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Sarah Larson has all the luck. Not only did she get to snag one of the sexiest men alive, she also gets to trot in Louboutins. Not bad for a girl who supposedly met George Clooney at random in a Casino. Since dating Clooney, Larson has quit her day jobs and traveled the world prettily groomed by Clooney’s side.

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