Nicole tries to hide under her giant hat and sunglasses, but everyone knows that nobody else
in the world would wear this except for her

Here’s Nicole Richie, sans Joel and Harlow, at her court ordered traffic school classes. Nicole was of course ordered to take these classes after recieving a DUI in December 2006. Let’s hope the new mother now has a “Baby on Board” sticker on her car for the next time she’s driving the wrong way down a freeway.

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Joel: “No, we don’t know where Paris and Benji are!”

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s media fame train must be more powerful than I give them credit for. I almost forgot about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, whom I hold responsible for Paris and Benji’s sickening media presence, and thus are responsible for Paris Hilton NEVER GOING AWAY.

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Paris Hilton was spotted flaunting a new ring the other day. It was allegedly given to her by brand new boyfriend, Benji Madden. Benji is of course one half of Good Charlotte’s Madden brothers. Brother Joel is engaged to - and is the baby papa of - Paris’ ex best friend/reconciled best friend, Nicole Richie. Jesus, it’s Young Hollywood Sex Degrees of Separation, here.

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I wish you a Merry Christmas all you shoe lovers and hunters out there. May your stockings be filled with glorious heels and flats. Nicole Richie has gotten into the Christmas spirit with her antlers. In this photograph she was giving back to some children and making their holiday a little bit brighter.

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