Amy Winehouse looks like a baby giraffe trying to get it’s footing as her spindly legs wobble atop her Christian Louboutin platforms.

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Crack buddies!

What you are seeing is correct. This is a photo of Amy Winehouse out and about with Pete Doherty the other night. As a warning, if you stare directly at the photo, you will get a contact high.

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Amy says “Never do crack runs in heels.”

Amy Winehouse put on her eyeliner and beehive for a trip to visit her incarcerated husband, Blake. Amy, who’s currently fighting a skin condition that’s quite likely brought on by crack use, was rumoured to be entering rehab again, but this rumour proved to be false. Do you think we’re ever going to see Amy in rehab for more than a week? I mean, the song isn’t “They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, why not?”

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So what do we all think? Is it possible that Amy Winehouse is clean?

Amy went to rehab for a short (very short) period of time, and she seems to be doing okay - in that, she hasn’t been arrested or had videos of her doing drugs leaked on the net in quite some time. Amy’s dealing with some tough demons, and it will probably take a long time for her to get better.

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Source: Slash News

Well everyone, we can sleep in peace again. Amy Winehouse has agreed to go to rehab. I no longer need to lay awake at night, fearing a strung out Amy Winehouse may break into my house and torture me by shoving that frightening, cocaine producing beehive in my face until I give her crack money.

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Dear Amy Winehouse,

We need to talk. It’s not about the drugs, or the arrests, or the eating disorders. Amy, we need to talk about this:

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