Apparently, her name is Paris
Here’s Paris Hilton, out promoting her new line of hair extensions. Yes, hair extensions. It’s actually quite appropriate because I find hair extensions to be fake and tacky, much like Paris herself.
Is Carrie Bradshaw being fashionable with this dress? Or trying to smuggle illegal goods over the border?
Here’s more shots from the Sex and the City movie set. It’s just another picture of Sarah Jessica Parker wearing something I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole. Unless the pole was a ten foot torch, and I was lighting her dress on fire.
Paris Hilton was spotted flaunting a new ring the other day. It was allegedly given to her by brand new boyfriend, Benji Madden. Benji is of course one half of Good Charlotte’s Madden brothers. Brother Joel is engaged to - and is the baby papa of - Paris’ ex best friend/reconciled best friend, Nicole Richie. Jesus, it’s Young Hollywood Sex Degrees of Separation, here.
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I don’t know why I like posting about Lindsay Lohan so much. I think I saw Mean Girls once, and I break out into hives when I’m forced to listen to her music, but for some reason, I just seem to find her interesting.
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For you non-ANTM lovers out there, this is Jaslene Gonzales, winner of America’s Next Top Model cycle 8. Jaslene was affectionately referred to as “Cha Cha” by Jay Manuel, due to her firey, Latina drag-queen-esque attitude. Many of you may remember her famously saying to the judges, as she strutted away “And yes, I walk like this all the time, 24/7!”
I was drawn to the Report “Amelie” pump, as it seemed to beckon my inner child, while also calling upon my inner vamp. Like a plump piece of chicken breast at a Chinese buffet, this pump truly is sweet and spicy.
I haven’t been a big fan of bows since I was, I dunno, five years old, but the unique look of this pump caught my eye. The sleek and sexy 4″ stiletto heel is contrasted by the innocent femininity of the loosely tied bow. This shoe truly pays homage to it’s namesake by channelling the cute and coy ways of Amelie and the beauty and sex appeal of Audrey Tautou, the actress who plays her in the Jean-Pierre Jeunet film. The frayed edges of the bow and stud detail also give this pump some added edge.
I’m not the biggest fan of flats, however, even I need a break from being heeled and fabulous every now and then. I usually find ballet flats rather uninteresting, or the opposite, offensively loud and buckled. I recently stumbled upon some simple ballet flats, with mucho presence:
Dear Britney,
I know you don’t want to hear what I’m about to say. Britney, your career is in ruins. We all know that. But it doesn’t mean that things are completely over for you. I’m not here to pick on you. I believe we should “leave you alone”. Britney, I’m here to help you. I’m here to help you revive your career, from the bottom up. And by bottom, I mean shoes. Shoes are single most important part of a woman’s - nay, pop star’s - ensemble, and you have got to dress for success.
The first piece of advice I’m going to give you regarding shoes is this: