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Miley Cyrus loves boots like Type Z “Clementina”, Steven “Impira” and Bronx Shoes “Ada”

Everytime I see Miley Cyrus, she’s either wearing a pair of boots, or close to nothing at all.

This is Miley at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards, wearing a pair of slouchy, suede boots, similar to the Type Z “Clementina”. Despite the fact that these slouchy monstrosities create cankles on young Miley where there are none, it appears that the slouchy suede look is one of her faves:

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Amy Winehouse hangs out with Pete Doherty in shoes like Bronx Shoes “H32701″; all the crack in London suddenly disapears


Crack buddies!

What you are seeing is correct. This is a photo of Amy Winehouse out and about with Pete Doherty the other night. As a warning, if you stare directly at the photo, you will get a contact high.

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Paris Hilton in shoes like Bronx Shoes “Dorothee Perf”; Russian hotel learns that “Paris wuz here” the hard way


Benji pulls Paris away before she scratches her name into the side of someone’s car

Rumour has it that hotel heiress Paris Hilton was recently banned from a Hyatt hotel in Moscow. Hilton allegedly wrote Paris Moscow 2008 on the wall of her suite while staying at the Hyatt. Unfortunately for Paris, the Hyatt does not look kindly upon their expensive wallpaper being graffitied by useless celebrities. Paris was fined nine grand and banned for life. Seriously, couldn’t she have just as easily written that on a bathroom stall wall and saved herself the money? I’m just surprised she didn’t write Call Firecrotch Lohan for a good time. Why can’t Paris be like other celebrities and get banned from a hotel for throwing a tv off the balcony?

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Genius Kate Bosworth and Bronx Shoes Fabia Flat

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Kate Bosworth, 25, is one striking pedestrian.

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The Leggings Chronicles continue: Lindsay Lohan and the Bronx Shoes “Trish”

Here’s Lindsay Lohan, pantless again, sporting another shade of leggings. Sometimes I wonder if her leggings are crotchless and thus, she never takes them off. Lindsay’s kind of the fashion equivalent of Jim Morrison. Not in that she has sexy rock star style, or talent for that matter, but Jim apparently never took off his skin tight leather pants. However, I will give Jim this much: at least he wore pants, and didn’t flash his ass everytime he bent over. Well, not accidently anyway.

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Paris tries to be holy in Bronx Shoes “Chrissy”; gets reincarnated into tapeworm

Oh, Paris Hilton. I love her, because she’s a big joke. The only problem is that she doesn’t get it.

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Crazy Britney looks less crazy in boots like Bronx Shoes “Ada”


Source: Dlisted

Here’s troubled pop starlet Britney Spears, out shopping in Hollywood the other night. Just another day of her life being documented on the film of every paparazzo’s blinding camera. Britney is notorious for her tolerance of the paparazzi, hence why she allows them to follow her while shopping. She allegedly even gets them to fetch coffee for her. It’s a sign that the once steel-abbed, jail bait pop star may be loosing her Lucky Charms, so to speak. Maybe this is a desperate attempt for attention, after the spotlight moved to Brit’s little sister, Jamie Lynn - another Spears’ child star - who is now pregnant, and only sixteen. Or maybe Brit just wants to show off her stylish, brown boots.

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