Dita Von Teese’s cork wedges and the Guess “Labras”
I would absolutely love to raid Dita Von Teese’s shoe closet. She’s always wearing such wonderful heels. Like these. Or these. Or these:

I would absolutely love to raid Dita Von Teese’s shoe closet. She’s always wearing such wonderful heels. Like these. Or these. Or these:

It doesn’t matter how many nasty things I say about Lindsay Lohan. I will always like her more than god-awful Hilary Duff:


Joel: “No, we don’t know where Paris and Benji are!”
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s media fame train must be more powerful than I give them credit for. I almost forgot about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, whom I hold responsible for Paris and Benji’s sickening media presence, and thus are responsible for Paris Hilton NEVER GOING AWAY.

One smoking hot vampire, the milky skinned Dita Von Teese comes out of her coffin.
Here’s the lovely Dita Von Teese at the Coachella festival the other day. Dita is looking very… Dita-esque. I might laugh if it were someone else, but Dita pulls off this campy look by adding her own classy style. I mean, I’m not used to seeing freakishly pale Dita in the sun, so I would only expect that she would wear some kind of festive hat and carry an umbrella. I bet if you leave her out in the sun too long, she turns into Rachel Evan Wood.
A while back, I posted about Paris Hilton’s new shoe line. Her line has larger shoe sizes to accomodate the ladies out there with bigger feet, like Paris herself. However, after seeing this picture today, I’m beginning to think that Paris’ line has larger sizes in order to accomodate the drag queen demographic:

I shouldn’t imply that Lindsay is using drugs. She claims to be clean, and if chasing a woman down the street in her car while high out her mind on cocaine isn’t enough to clean her up, then I’m not sure what would. However, you don’t wear a dress like this without the use of some kind of powerful psychedelic:

Kate Moss is looking chic and fashionable is just another day in a model’s life.
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