When I first got a glimpse of these, a whole story came to mind: A brazen Cookie Monster stole a slew of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, causing the company to put a bounty on his head. The Cookie Monster being as tricky and conniving as he is (never mess with a monster on that much of a sugar high!), he offered Oscar the Grouch up as a substitue, who was then skinned and turned into a pair of flip-flops.

Well, I soon realized that not only was I wrong, I was drunk and watching Sesame Street. These flip-flops were, indeed, created by doughnut moguls Krispy Kreme, however, they are not made from the fur of a slaughtered muppet. These flip-flops feature grass, real grass on the sole to replicate the feeling of walking on a crisp, summer lawn. All the good feelings of summer, with none of the disapointment of stepping in a dog pile - like a Chia Pet you wear on your feet.

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That’s right. It’s Britney, bitch.

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It’s Lauren Conrad! I mean, Kristin Cavallari! I mean - ah, screw it.

Here is what I know about Heidi Montag: I know she’s from some alternate Hollywood reality show universe, where women whom indulge in plastic surgeries are called feminist heroes; she’s dating some dude named Spencer Pratt, who looks like the King of the Douches; she falsely believes she has musical talent; she’s in the fashion industry, like so many other useless reality show tarts who think they have talent.

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Joel: “No, we don’t know where Paris and Benji are!”

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s media fame train must be more powerful than I give them credit for. I almost forgot about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, whom I hold responsible for Paris and Benji’s sickening media presence, and thus are responsible for Paris Hilton NEVER GOING AWAY.

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One smoking hot vampire, the milky skinned Dita Von Teese comes out of her coffin.

Here’s the lovely Dita Von Teese at the Coachella festival the other day. Dita is looking very… Dita-esque. I might laugh if it were someone else, but Dita pulls off this campy look by adding her own classy style. I mean, I’m not used to seeing freakishly pale Dita in the sun, so I would only expect that she would wear some kind of festive hat and carry an umbrella. I bet if you leave her out in the sun too long, she turns into Rachel Evan Wood.

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Benji pulls Paris away before she scratches her name into the side of someone’s car

Rumour has it that hotel heiress Paris Hilton was recently banned from a Hyatt hotel in Moscow. Hilton allegedly wrote Paris Moscow 2008 on the wall of her suite while staying at the Hyatt. Unfortunately for Paris, the Hyatt does not look kindly upon their expensive wallpaper being graffitied by useless celebrities. Paris was fined nine grand and banned for life. Seriously, couldn’t she have just as easily written that on a bathroom stall wall and saved herself the money? I’m just surprised she didn’t write Call Firecrotch Lohan for a good time. Why can’t Paris be like other celebrities and get banned from a hotel for throwing a tv off the balcony?

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Ladies and gentlemen, if you would turn your attention to the sky above our three ring circus, you will see a the Oh Deer! “Trapeze” platform, performing it’s gravity defying feats of fashion!

The Oh Deer! “Trapeze” is one of the hottest sandals strutting in our direction for Spring. It’s easy to see why - these shoes caught my eye right away. The “Trapeze” mixes vibrant colours and retro-styling to create an attention grabbing shoe that’s a must have for putting some Spring in your step. I always find Oh Deer! shoes to be remarkably fashionable and cute, and the “Trapeze” is no exception.

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Watch out, little lambs. The diva has landed.

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