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Pocahontas gone wild: Lindsay Lohan in Minnetonka Front Lace Hardsole boot


Pocahontas, as played by Daisy Duke, as played by Lindsay Lohan

Here’s my favourite walking fashion disaster, Lindsay Lohan, out and about the other day. She’s leggings-free, which is a bit of a surprise, considering her recent forray into the leggings market with her own brand of leggings. I suppose that for her, it was a case of either endorsing leggings, or narc anon. What’s next? Amy Winehouse beehives? Björk swan dresses?

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In her shoes: Cameron Diaz and BCBGirls Popiul

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Cameron Diaz is sporting her best accessory- her smile. With co-star Ashton Kutcher by her side, the starlet made an appearance on MTV’s TRL to promote their brand new movie.

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The Naughty Monkey “Phenominal” and Paris Hilton’s shoes for drag queens and prostitutes

A while back, I posted about Paris Hilton’s new shoe line. Her line has larger shoe sizes to accomodate the ladies out there with bigger feet, like Paris herself. However, after seeing this picture today, I’m beginning to think that Paris’ line has larger sizes in order to accomodate the drag queen demographic:

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Naomi Campbell is back in black with boots like BOSS Hugo Boss 91768; no assistants were harmed in the creation of this post


Naomi’s mother drags her away before she attacks the camera man

Better put on a helmet. Naomi is coming this way.

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Paris Hilton wears boots like J.Lo “Damask”; dates crappy musicians


Paris: “Benji, what colour are my eyes?” Benji: “Nipple?”

Here’s Paris Hilton at a club in Las Vegas with her boy of the mintute, Benji Madden. Don’t they look cute? Benji staring at Paris’ boobs, Paris loving it because she’s dead inside and lives off of the attention of others. Paris was recently seen wearing a diamond encrusted ring that says BM on her engagement finger. People are speculating that it may be an engagement ring, but I think it’s just Paris and Benji whoring out their fake relationship for attention in the tabloids. And it’s working.

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Posh and Ellen’s shoe swap and the Isaac Mizrahi “Bambi”

What you are seeing is correct. The above photo is of a one Posh Beckham in sneakers. Beside her, lovable lesbian chic Ellen in a pair of stilettos.

You have now entered the bizarro fashion universe.

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Heidi Klum designs Birkenstocks “Loneliest Rock” for her far out fashion hep cats

Ode to Heidi Klum (Best read with lit candles and lots of snapping)

Heidi Klum, German muse,
Sexy beat poetess,
Got on her hippie groove.

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Britney channels Wonder Woman with Chinese Laundry “Gonzales”; goes shopping for Lasso of Truth

Another day, more Britney gossip. This time, it seems she’s running out of money. Rumour has it that Britney’s finances are quickly dwindling, due to her excessive spending. Who knew cheetos and frappuccinos could have such an effect on a pop star’s riches?

Britney has had so much success in the past that it’s hard to believe that she could be running out of money. And didn’t she just release a new album? Where did it all go? Methinks most of Britney’s money went into the pockets of meth dealers, Starbucks and Kevin Federline. What a waste.

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Classic Natalie Portman and Guess Salina

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Photo Courtesy of Instyle

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Tyra Banks is fierce and fabulous in the Vaneli “Zida”


Source: Dlisted

Behold, photographic evidence to support the theory that Tyra Banks is now entering the “Drag Queen” stage of her supermodel career.

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Gwen’s (possibly) pregnant feet enjoy the L.A.M.B. “Miehana”

There’s been rumours flying recently that singer/fashion designer/M.I.L.F. Gwen Stefani may have a friend for little Kingston Rossdale on the way. In this picture, it does indeed appear that Gwen is hiding a baby bump, as well as a pair of L.A.M.B. Miehana’s beneath her baggy pants.

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The Steven “Pumptie” and Sex in the City’s bootie call

Booties have been one of the hottest grabs this season. This is evident to anyone who’s seen photos from the Sex in the City movie set. Booties have been adorning the feet of Carrie Bradshaw in almost every scene, including this one:


Source: Dlisted

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Oh Deer! “Trapeze” flies high without a net

Ladies and gentlemen, if you would turn your attention to the sky above our three ring circus, you will see a the Oh Deer! “Trapeze” platform, performing it’s gravity defying feats of fashion!

The Oh Deer! “Trapeze” is one of the hottest sandals strutting in our direction for Spring. It’s easy to see why - these shoes caught my eye right away. The “Trapeze” mixes vibrant colours and retro-styling to create an attention grabbing shoe that’s a must have for putting some Spring in your step. I always find Oh Deer! shoes to be remarkably fashionable and cute, and the “Trapeze” is no exception.

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Katie Holmes and Oh Deer! Judy

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The mystery that must be solved, my little shoe detectives, is the following:

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Katherine Heigl and Steve Madden Elaa

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I had mentioned in a previous post with Ali Larter how grays and silvers are the hottest colors that have emerged during the winter. I also mentioned the possibility that the trend may maintain momentum well into the spring/summer season. Katherine Heigl is the ultimate example of how trendy grays and silvers are, evident by this photo courtesy of Instyle. Heigl is seen pictured at the premiere of her upcoming movie, 27 Dresses. Some people believe that gray is a boring and dull color, however Heigl has confidently shown that she is the exception to the rule.

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