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Sam Edelman “Nadia” and Brit Brit spotted in summertime espadrilles
Filed under: Britney Spears, Sam Edelman
Posts Tagged ‘spring’
Shoes Tagged ‘spring’
Gladiators gone wrong: Heidi Montag in Givenchy and Aerosoles “Chrome Body”
Filed under: Aerosoles, Spring 2008
It’s Lauren Conrad! I mean, Kristin Cavallari! I mean - ah, screw it.
Here is what I know about Heidi Montag: I know she’s from some alternate Hollywood reality show universe, where women whom indulge in plastic surgeries are called feminist heroes; she’s dating some dude named Spencer Pratt, who looks like the King of the Douches; she falsely believes she has musical talent; she’s in the fashion industry, like so many other useless reality show tarts who think they have talent.
Get Nicole’s Balenciaga gladiator look with the Born “Isola”; anger and resentment of having Paris and Benji steal your spotlight not included
Joel: “No, we don’t know where Paris and Benji are!”
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s media fame train must be more powerful than I give them credit for. I almost forgot about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, whom I hold responsible for Paris and Benji’s sickening media presence, and thus are responsible for Paris Hilton NEVER GOING AWAY.
Dita Von Teese kicks off espadrille season at Coachella with wedges like the rsvp “Jean”
One smoking hot vampire, the milky skinned Dita Von Teese comes out of her coffin.
Here’s the lovely Dita Von Teese at the Coachella festival the other day. Dita is looking very… Dita-esque. I might laugh if it were someone else, but Dita pulls off this campy look by adding her own classy style. I mean, I’m not used to seeing freakishly pale Dita in the sun, so I would only expect that she would wear some kind of festive hat and carry an umbrella. I bet if you leave her out in the sun too long, she turns into Rachel Evan Wood.
Paris Hilton in shoes like Bronx Shoes “Dorothee Perf”; Russian hotel learns that “Paris wuz here” the hard way
Filed under: Bronx Shoes, Paris Hilton
Benji pulls Paris away before she scratches her name into the side of someone’s car
Rumour has it that hotel heiress Paris Hilton was recently banned from a Hyatt hotel in Moscow. Hilton allegedly wrote Paris Moscow 2008 on the wall of her suite while staying at the Hyatt. Unfortunately for Paris, the Hyatt does not look kindly upon their expensive wallpaper being graffitied by useless celebrities. Paris was fined nine grand and banned for life. Seriously, couldn’t she have just as easily written that on a bathroom stall wall and saved herself the money? I’m just surprised she didn’t write Call Firecrotch Lohan for a good time. Why can’t Paris be like other celebrities and get banned from a hotel for throwing a tv off the balcony?
Mariah Carey in Roger Vivier shoes similar to rsvp “Zoe”; soars to the top without the use of a flying submarine, yellow or not
Mimi is helped through the crowd, so that none of the little people maim her hotness
Yes, I’m posting about Mariah Carey again. Bitch is everywhere nowadays! Running around, looking fabulous for her little lambs. I will say that her face does look quite beautiful, although I’m sure it’s buried under several layers of make-up.
Pammy Anderson and LC wear flip-flops like DKNY “Manhattan” and Baby Phat “Dazzle”
With spring in the air, simple sandals are coming out in full force. A spring/summer must have is the always essential flip-flop. Flip-flops are the perfect answer to a casual summer day. Below, we see a picture of my favourite Barbie doll, Pam Anderson, wearing her flip-flops:
Ashlee Simpson wears shoes like CARLOS “Beached”; still annoying
Ashlee Simpson, minus her siamese hair twin, Pete Wentz
It’s amazing how different Ashlee Simpson looks. I never thought she was unattractive before the nose job, in fact, I thought her old nose gave her face some character. Now she just looks like a Disney character. Cute, yes; but increasingly annoying, until you just wish Cruella DeVille would come along and turn her into a coat. And then Jessica Simpson can wear that coat to celebrate her return to being the “good looking Simpson sister”.
Janice Dickenson wears shoes like Pelle Moda “Xcite”; Stiletto Pumped sends angry letters to Tyra demanding Janice’s return to ANTM
Filed under: ANTM, Pelle Moda
Janice: “Eat, sleep and s**t in your heels!”
Here’s the self-proclaimed world’s first supermodel, Janice Dickenson, out getting her nails done. Dickenson is looking pretty good here - fierce, confident and botoxed to the extreme.
Gwen Stefani is pregnant and wearing flip-flops like Havaianas “Top”
Filed under: Gwen Stefani, Havaiana
Here’s pregnant Gwen Stefani with son, Kingston Rossdale. Gwen’s looking quite good, even if she is dressed for a funeral. I don’t always agree with many of her schizophrenic fashion choices, but she always looks very well put together, even when pregnant.
Heidi Klum designs Birkenstocks “Loneliest Rock” for her far out fashion hep cats
Filed under: Birkenstock, Heidi Klum
Ode to Heidi Klum (Best read with lit candles and lots of snapping)
Heidi Klum, German muse,
Sexy beat poetess,
Got on her hippie groove.
Kanye and Alexis look fierce for Fendi; Martinez Valero “Fire” is harder, better, faster, stronger
Here’s Kanye West and fiancée Alexis Phifer at a Fendi store opening during Paris Fashion Week. A designer herself, Alexis has somehow found a heterosexual male who obviously feels as passionately about fashion as she does. The fact that it’s the very sexy and talented Kanye West is just icing on the cake. I’ve never seen Alexis’ work, but I would be very interested in seeing what the girl who snagged the Louis Vuitton Don can do.
Beat the February Blahs with the Naughty Monkey “Grass” pump
Filed under: Naughty Monkey
How to beat the February Blahs: Put some spring time colours in your step!
This is the Naughty Monkey “Grass” pump, a shoe that comes in a variety of colours, but this psychedelic model is certainly my favourite. The colours leapt out at me, and chased away my February Blahs.
Rihanna, her umbrella and the Nine West “Elexis”
Source: Dlisted
Here’s the lovely Rihanna at Macy’s in New York promoting her new umbrella collection. Yes, that’s right, I said umbrella collection.
Gwen’s (possibly) pregnant feet enjoy the L.A.M.B. “Miehana”
Filed under: Gwen Stefani, L.A.M.B.
There’s been rumours flying recently that singer/fashion designer/M.I.L.F. Gwen Stefani may have a friend for little Kingston Rossdale on the way. In this picture, it does indeed appear that Gwen is hiding a baby bump, as well as a pair of L.A.M.B. Miehana’s beneath her baggy pants.
