Posh looks pissy after Beck’s steals her heels - revenge for her stealing his testicles.

Here’s Posh and Becks at Disneyland the other day. I know; I almost didn’t recognize her either, sans a pair of sky-high heels!

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What you are seeing is correct. The above photo is of a one Posh Beckham in sneakers. Beside her, lovable lesbian chic Ellen in a pair of stilettos.

You have now entered the bizarro fashion universe.

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Here’s Posh Beckham on the way to the Pink Taco for little Cruz Beckham’s birthday party. I sometimes forget that Posh is mother. I look at her and figure there’s no way she could possibly reproduce without giving birth to a barbie doll. I guess Posh proves that you can be a 34 year old mother of three and look like a twenty five year old mother of fashion…. So long as you’re a former pop star married to a famous soccer player.

I don’t always agree with Posh’s fashion choices, but I will say she always looks flawless, even when wearing animal print dresses with her pink bra slipping out. I tend to think that she may be some kind of cyborg from a very stylish future where those who aren’t fabulous are ostracized from society. Oh wait, isn’t that Hollywood? My bad. Well, Posh certainly has her own unique style that perfectly captures her obvious passion for fashion, even if it doesn’t capture the heart of Mr. Blackwell.

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Word has it that the long awaited Spice Girls’ reunion tour is coming to an end sooner than expected. The official reasons use words like “family commitments” and “tour logistics”, but allegedly, the words that should be used are more like “girl fight” and “Spice war”. The Spicers seem to be spiced out and all out of girl power. Instead of loving their fellow Spice, they are apparently ready to kill one another - particularly Sporty and Scary. The two Mels are said to be at eachothers’ throats, thus the tour must end before Scary takes her “Girl Power” salute and jabs Sporty in the eyes with it. I imagine if that happened, Ginger might knock their heads together like Moe, while Posh pouted and looked fierce in her disco-ball-meets-figure-skater inspired outfit.

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Pictured: Spice Girls, version 3.0 - except for Posh, who’s probably version 6.0, going on breasts-lifted-to-Alaska version 6.5. It’s been a long, relaxing time since the Spicers have been together. Ever wonder what they talk about after all these years? What else? SHOES.

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