Lindsay welcomes you to the jungle in Nike Dunk High Premium

An orange Axl Rose, Lindsay says “Sha-na-na-na-na-na kneeees kneeees!”
Okay. I get it. I know what you’re trying to do, here, Lindsay.

An orange Axl Rose, Lindsay says “Sha-na-na-na-na-na kneeees kneeees!”
Okay. I get it. I know what you’re trying to do, here, Lindsay.

Is neon in again? If so, why? Do people not remember 1991? Do we not remember individuals walking around looking like bicycle reflectors? Here’s Rihanna during Paris Fashion Week. She sported some powerfully neon platforms that are currently burning my retinas. At least she knows that she will not be hit by any cars, seeing as the driver could see her shoes from about three miles away.
If this shoe looks familliar to you, it’s because it is another version of the Giambattista Valli “Victoria” shoe. I much prefer MK Olsen’s black suede version. I know neon is kind of Rihanna’s thing, but it’s seriously unflattering. One of the things I liked about MK’s shoes was that they didn’t look clunky, despite the size of the shoe. Rihanna’s neon accented shoes look clunky, loud and possibly contaminated by radioactive waste.

What you are seeing is correct. The above photo is of a one Posh Beckham in sneakers. Beside her, lovable lesbian chic Ellen in a pair of stilettos.
You have now entered the bizarro fashion universe.
I have a very unique relationship with shoes. You see, when I’m not parading around the internet as a shoe fashionista, I work a regular job where I spend nine hour shifts pounding my feet on hard, tiled floors. As such, I have a deep respect for a good, durable pair of running shoes.


Yes, my friends, you are looking at rapper/felon, Lil’ Kim. I almost didn’t recognize her with none of her private parts partially exposed. Kim looks really cute here, but don’t let it fool you, she would pop a cap in my ass in an instant.
I don’t listen to much Lil’ Kim, but a close friend of mine does. He regularly texts me from work with random Kim lyrics. Let me tell you, from what I’ve learned from her lyrics, I would not mess with this girl. She’s may be pint sized, but she will mess you up, and then write dirty songs about it.

Ellen Page has proven to be a talented actress with a lot of potential in the 2007 hit Juno. The film is about a sharp-tongued teen confronted by an unplanned pregnancy. Juno has earned overwhelmingly positive reviews and has brought Ellen Page into the limelight.
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