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Miley Cyrus loves boots like Type Z “Clementina”, Steven “Impira” and Bronx Shoes “Ada”

Everytime I see Miley Cyrus, she’s either wearing a pair of boots, or close to nothing at all.

This is Miley at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards, wearing a pair of slouchy, suede boots, similar to the Type Z “Clementina”. Despite the fact that these slouchy monstrosities create cankles on young Miley where there are none, it appears that the slouchy suede look is one of her faves:

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Pheobe Price wears boots like Jessica Simpson “Parisa” while I ask myself “Who the hell is Pheobe Price?”


Who?

Ah, Pheobe Price. I know your name, I know your face, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell it is you do!

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Lindsay wears booties like Nine West “Packrat”; corrupts young sister with boots like Steve Madden “Cecillia”


The world prepares for another fashion challenged Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan was out the other night with her younger sister, Ali. I’m happy to see that Lindsay’s wearing a dress, as oppose to just a shirt. I actually don’t mind what she’s wearing. The furry/shiny jacket is kind of fugly, and I don’t care for the material of the dress, but I’m just happy her ass isn’t showing.

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Britney is a perfect example of how not wear the VOLATILE “Cavalier” boot; pirates everywhere are offended

Britney Spears seems to love boots. I see photos of her parading around in different boots all the time. She likely has a whole closet full of boots, which I imagine would be located next to her room full of flip-flops, which is next to the room full of cheetos (that are probably ground up to a fine powder and divided into lines). However, I’m not sure that someone with the mental instability of Brit Brit should be allowed to use and abuse boots at her will. Why? Because something like this will happen:

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Luichiny “Annabel” takes retro revival to new depths of hell

This is a shoe that has acquired the baffling description: Sweater boot

Yes, sweater boot. As in a sweater - and a boot - in the same article of clothing.

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Lindsay Lohan is pantless and in Via Spiga “Bow”

When I first saw this picture of Michael and Lindsay Lohan, I thought that Lindsay looked quite chic in her black ensemble. Then I looked closer and realized that she wasn’t wearing any pants again. Lindsay, first step in battling a sex addiction: PUT ON SOME PANTS. This is the kind of outfit that Linds must have come up with after too much “strawberry kwik”, if you know what I mean. If Miss Lohan had chosen to wear a skirt or a nice pair of skinny black pants, this outfit would be very stylish. As it is, Linds looks a wee bit like some kind of goth sorority girl wandering the streets in the wee hours of the morning, wondering where she left her pants. However, this does not change the fact that her tall boots are über-hot.

Linds is wearing a model very similar to these ones by Via Spiga:

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Crochet Ugg has more famous friends: Nicole Richie in Ugg Classic Crochet Tall

A while ago, I posted about Oprah and her love for the slouchy, Ugg Classic Crochet. Today, we learn that the reach of the crochet Ugg goes far beyond powerful talk show hosts, to the feet of pregnant socialites:


source: Just Jared

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