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Be diva fabulous like Mariah in booties like Nine West “Packrat”


Mariah invites you to touch her body

Hoochie Mariah in London!

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Courtney Love in shoes like CARLOS “Reckless”; claims someone other than herself stole Cobain’s money


Dude thinks he’s talking to Madonna’s crack addicted sister

Here’s lovable Courtney Love, sitting with some dude at a bus station. This girl is street, yo. Well, maybe not street, maybe just the crack alley beside the street.

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MK Olsen wears Louboutins with Chanel nighties


Fashionista? Or troll on safari?

I had to check three times before it finally sunk in that this is, in fact, MK Olsen, and not Ashley. Despite my deep running fear of these twin trolls, I’m usually quite good at telling them apart. However, the straightened hair and Chanel suit threw me for a loop.

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The MICHAEL “Raceway” pump and Posh’s love for Louboutins, cameltoe

Posh Beckham is on the edge of fashion.

For example:

Supertight leather pants? Pleather leggings? Or is it just paint? Just one of the many mysteries of the one we call Posh.

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Pussycat Dolls and Nicole Scherzinger wear shoes like Jessica Simpson “Abas” to sell lingerie; infect runway with VD


Nicole: “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend had herpes like me?”

This is a snap shot from the runway of a recent Robin Antin lingerie show during L.A. Fashion Week. If you’re not familliar with Antin, she’s an accomplished coreographer who’s responsible for inflicting the Pussycat Dolls on the world. The woman in the forefront of that picture is, indeed, Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

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More bizarre fashion from the Sex and the City movie set and the Report “Charlize”


Is Carrie Bradshaw being fashionable with this dress? Or trying to smuggle illegal goods over the border?

Here’s more shots from the Sex and the City movie set. It’s just another picture of Sarah Jessica Parker wearing something I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole. Unless the pole was a ten foot torch, and I was lighting her dress on fire.

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Madonna gets inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame wearing boots like Pleaser USA “Seduce 3036″; makes Timberlake her bitch


Iggy is leathery, Madonna is an inductee, Timberlake is stoned

Well, it look as though years of cone bras, kissing young pop stars and fellating bottles have finally paid off. Last night, Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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Paris Hilton wears boots like J.Lo “Damask”; dates crappy musicians


Paris: “Benji, what colour are my eyes?” Benji: “Nipple?”

Here’s Paris Hilton at a club in Las Vegas with her boy of the mintute, Benji Madden. Don’t they look cute? Benji staring at Paris’ boobs, Paris loving it because she’s dead inside and lives off of the attention of others. Paris was recently seen wearing a diamond encrusted ring that says BM on her engagement finger. People are speculating that it may be an engagement ring, but I think it’s just Paris and Benji whoring out their fake relationship for attention in the tabloids. And it’s working.

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Madonna is a sexy boxer in boots like Pleaser USA “Seduce-2020″; enjoys capturing crotch shots on film

Madonna’s back! The Material Girl just released a song with Justin Timberlake titled “Four Minutes” which will be featured on her new CD Hard Candy. The song also features hitmaker Timbaland. I’m eagerly anticipating hearing “Beat Goes On”, a track on Hard Candy featuring rapping ego, Kanye West. I imagine those two could make some hot music together.

The amalgomation of talent like Timberlake, Timbaland and Kanye is a perfect example of Madonna’s undying business sense. She knows who to work with in order to keep herself relevant. I think this is Madonna’s way of feasting on the blood of the young in order to keep stamina for her pilates.

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Paris ruins Christian Lacroix 973905 with leggings

It looks like Paris Hilton is pulling a Lohan.

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Bai Ling wears hot, Steven “Ndulge” pumps with last years Halloween costume


Sources: Go Fug Yourself, Just Jared

In case you didn’t hear, crazy psuedo-celebrity Bai Ling was arrested this week. And no, it wasn’t by the fashion police - although I’m sure those stylish coppers do have a warrant out for her arrest.

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Lindsay Lohan loses the leggings and goes for the Boutique 58 “Nefertiti”


Source: Dlisted

STOP THE PRESSES!

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Xtina is a wild diva in Charles David “Josie”

This morning, I posted a picture of Tyra Banks and discussed how I thought she may be entering the “Drag Queen” stage of her career. Today, we get reacquainted with a young girl who seems to be entering that very same stage of her music career:


Source: A Socialite’s Life

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Tyra Banks is fierce and fabulous in the Vaneli “Zida”


Source: Dlisted

Behold, photographic evidence to support the theory that Tyra Banks is now entering the “Drag Queen” stage of her supermodel career.

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AK Anne Klein “Amber” has girl power; Spice Girls apparently do not


Source: Dlisted

Word has it that the long awaited Spice Girls’ reunion tour is coming to an end sooner than expected. The official reasons use words like “family commitments” and “tour logistics”, but allegedly, the words that should be used are more like “girl fight” and “Spice war”. The Spicers seem to be spiced out and all out of girl power. Instead of loving their fellow Spice, they are apparently ready to kill one another - particularly Sporty and Scary. The two Mels are said to be at eachothers’ throats, thus the tour must end before Scary takes her “Girl Power” salute and jabs Sporty in the eyes with it. I imagine if that happened, Ginger might knock their heads together like Moe, while Posh pouted and looked fierce in her disco-ball-meets-figure-skater inspired outfit.

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