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The Jessica Simpson “Bella” and Miss Simpson herself channeling Mimi


Just because your sister outshone you does not mean you can get away with wearing shoes like that, Jess.

Do you guys remember these shoes?

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Would Vanessa Hudgens wear Stevens?

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The new Glamour girl, Vanessa Hudgens, is a budding fashionista with a penchant for Christian Louboutins. Vanessa is currently featured in the newest issue of Glamour magazine.

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Mariah Carey enjoys abusing Louboutins with freakishly high-waisted booty shorts

Mimi just seems to love her Christian Louboutin mary janes. We spotted her wearing them the other day, and here she is again, strutting her diva stuff in them. I don’t blame her one bit. They look to be the Louboutin “Mad Mary” mary jane, that boasts a 5″ plus stiletto heel. We’ve seen these puppies on Madonna, so they’re obviously perfect for a diva! What I want to know is why she feels it neccessary to pair such a beautiful shoe with an outfit like this:

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Dita Von Teese kicks off espadrille season at Coachella with wedges like the rsvp “Jean”


One smoking hot vampire, the milky skinned Dita Von Teese comes out of her coffin.

Here’s the lovely Dita Von Teese at the Coachella festival the other day. Dita is looking very… Dita-esque. I might laugh if it were someone else, but Dita pulls off this campy look by adding her own classy style. I mean, I’m not used to seeing freakishly pale Dita in the sun, so I would only expect that she would wear some kind of festive hat and carry an umbrella. I bet if you leave her out in the sun too long, she turns into Rachel Evan Wood.

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Unforgettable Mila Kunis and NaNa’s Frasier

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Mila Kunis has successfully transitioned from small screen actress to silver screen starlet. The former That 70’s Show actress has all the assets needed for big screen celebrity status, including impeccable style.

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Renee Zellweger “Tantalizes” in Stuart Weitzman

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Above: Renee Zellweger attends the “Leatherheads” London premiere

Renee Zellwegger is looking much healthier and more athletic- a complete contrast to her skeletal days. She looks stunning as she strikes a pose at a red carpet appearance for the London premiere of her newest release “Leatherheads” in London’s West End.

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The Naughty Monkey “Phenominal” and Paris Hilton’s shoes for drag queens and prostitutes

A while back, I posted about Paris Hilton’s new shoe line. Her line has larger shoe sizes to accomodate the ladies out there with bigger feet, like Paris herself. However, after seeing this picture today, I’m beginning to think that Paris’ line has larger sizes in order to accomodate the drag queen demographic:

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Mariah Carey in Roger Vivier shoes similar to rsvp “Zoe”; soars to the top without the use of a flying submarine, yellow or not


Mimi is helped through the crowd, so that none of the little people maim her hotness

Yes, I’m posting about Mariah Carey again. Bitch is everywhere nowadays! Running around, looking fabulous for her little lambs. I will say that her face does look quite beautiful, although I’m sure it’s buried under several layers of make-up.

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Mariah Carey wears YSL sandals similar to Via Spiga “Suzzo”; still hoochie fabulous


Mimi shows off her weapons of mass seduction

Here’s Mariah Carey, hooching it up for camera. Show those girls off, Mimi!

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Pammy Anderson and LC wear flip-flops like DKNY “Manhattan” and Baby Phat “Dazzle”

With spring in the air, simple sandals are coming out in full force. A spring/summer must have is the always essential flip-flop. Flip-flops are the perfect answer to a casual summer day. Below, we see a picture of my favourite Barbie doll, Pam Anderson, wearing her flip-flops:

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Ashlee Simpson wears shoes like CARLOS “Beached”; still annoying


Ashlee Simpson, minus her siamese hair twin, Pete Wentz

It’s amazing how different Ashlee Simpson looks. I never thought she was unattractive before the nose job, in fact, I thought her old nose gave her face some character. Now she just looks like a Disney character. Cute, yes; but increasingly annoying, until you just wish Cruella DeVille would come along and turn her into a coat. And then Jessica Simpson can wear that coat to celebrate her return to being the “good looking Simpson sister”.

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Donatella Versace wears shoes like MICHAEL “Yolanda”; partners with Keith Richards to create army of undead


Donatella: “Stare into my eyes, darling, it will give you a contact high.”

That’s right, bitches. Donatella Versace has arrived.

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MK Olsen in Prada and the Jessica Simpson “Whena”

Here’s famous twin/fashion hobo Mary-Kate Olsen on the left with her sister. Come November, Ashley and MK will be releasing a coffee table book about the people by whom they are influenced. Titled Influence, the book will feature many designers, artists and photographers. No word yet if Bob Saget made the cut.

Many people would argue that MK’s style is a little “sloppy”. Though I do find her look to be a wee bit disheveled for my tastes, I do see the bohemian influence in her style, and I wonder if Janis Joplin, from whom I imagine MK’s style derives, will be mentioned in Influence.

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Gwen Stefani is pregnant and wearing flip-flops like Havaianas “Top”

Here’s pregnant Gwen Stefani with son, Kingston Rossdale. Gwen’s looking quite good, even if she is dressed for a funeral. I don’t always agree with many of her schizophrenic fashion choices, but she always looks very well put together, even when pregnant.

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An impostor in shoes like Bongo “Show Off”; could the real Anna Wintour please stand up?

Many sources claim that this is a photo of Anna Wintour outside of a fashion show during Paris Fashion Week. Now, I don’t know who the hell that woman is, but she ain’t Anna Wintour. She’s got that cold hard stare that could deep freeze a puppy, but I still don’t believe it’s Anna. For one, that woman is quite obviously wearing a wig. Second, she’s wearing leggings. I don’t have any proof of this, but I’m fairly confident that fashion queen and Vogue editrix Anna Wintour is not taking fashion advice from Lindsay Lohan. At least I hope not.

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