Lindsay Lohan turned the big twenty-two yesterday. If you felt the Earth vibrate last night, it was probably the vibrational fallout from this party girl’s shindig. I was going to send her a present, but apparently they don’t let you send a cocaine and adderall in the mail.

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Here’s Lindsay Lohan at Diddy’s yacht party the other night. With her is Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s BFF or lesbian girlfriend, depending on who you talk to. I think Lindsay looks spectacular here. Her hair looks sleek and shiny, her dress is beautiful and her skin doesn’t look as freakily orange as it usually does. Lindsay is pulling off the perfect lipstick lesbian look.

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Lohan in jeans? Has hell frozen over? Next we’ll be seeing Samantha Ronson in a dress

Here’s Lindsay Lohan, out and about again with her lesbian BFF, Samantha Ronson. Lohan hanging out with Ronson means one thing: She’s on drugs again. Or she’s a lesbian again, but I bet it’s drugs. Or both. I guess we’ll just have to wait until Lohan ends up passed out in a car at a gas station again to find out.

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