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Posh wears silver Louboutins similar to the Mink “Monkey” pump to promote fashion line; forgets to shave her back

Here’s Posh in Manchester promoting her fashion line. She looked quite heavenly in a white Giambattista Valli dress that made her appear to have angel wings when looking front on. When she turned around however, it was revealed that Posh’s dress had a white fur back. A girl’s gotta look fabulous while she’s hiking through the arctic tundra!

I think the dress is lovely from the front, but I’m not sure how I feel about the back view. It looks a little unflattering and puts images in my head of Posh Backham clubbing baby harp seals with Christian Louboutin shoes, then tossing them in a Louis Vuitton carry all. Posh is, indeed, wearing Louboutins - although I’m not entirely sure that she clubbed any baby seals with them. These sky-high pumps look fantastic with the dress, and even with a back as furry as Robin Williams, Posh pulls this look off.

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In her shoes: Cameron Diaz and BCBGirls Popiul

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Cameron Diaz is sporting her best accessory- her smile. With co-star Ashton Kutcher by her side, the starlet made an appearance on MTV’s TRL to promote their brand new movie.

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Lindsay Lohan in shoes like Gabriella Rocha “Suzi”; dresses like Seaworld on acid


Even Lindsay can’t keep a straight face while wearing this.

Lindsay appears to be leggings free here, however, her outfit leads me to believe that she lost a bet. Either that, or she got separated from the hooker marching band parade.

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The Oh Deer! “Garbo” and Posh being posh in Louboutins

EVA LONGORIA: Oh, Vicky, I’m just so glad we did this.
POSH: Me too. It’s great to be seen with people who are less fabulous than myself.
EVA: What?
POSH: Nothing. Say, Eve, let me tell you some tricks for the camera.
EVA: It’s Eva.
POSH: Whatever. Look, never smile for the paps. Always look cold and fierce, like a magnificent mannequin. Smiles are for children and ugly people.
EVA: I really appreciate all your advice.
POSH: I’m an author, you know.
EVA: I really love your patent leather, Christian Louboutin heels.
POSH: I really love your… Ah, bollocks. We’re almost at the store, we’ll find you something. That outfit is a little too housewifey… Kinda desperate. Like that show.
EVA: I’m on that show!
POSH: Whatever.

For a pair of patent leather pumps like Posh’s Louboutins (complete with the red soles), try the Oh Deer! Garbo:

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Seal tells off the paps while Heidi looks fierce in shoes like MICHAEL “Dylan”


Seal and Heidi were never going to survive, unless they got a little crazy

Here’s Heidi Klum and husband, Seal, wading their way through a sea of photographers and autograph seekers. Seal allegedly went off on the paps, calling them scum, which of course just caused them to take more pictures. Heidi was silent, but you know if things really got out of hand, she would have stepped in as Seal’s supermodel superfrau and given them her fiercest model look, which of course would cause the paps to be hypnotised into submission. Don’t mess with supermodels, man. Where do you think the super comes from?

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The five alarm blaze on Mimi’s feet and the Oh Deer! “Naomi”

Here’s Mariah Carey looking, as usual, like a hooker. What better way to attract patrons to your street corner by wearing bright red fire engines on your feet?

There’s been rumours recently about Mimi’s alleged drug use - that she apparently uses cocaine. I’m about as shocked by that as I was by Kate Moss’ cocaine use. Rich and famous people using coke?! You don’t say. Next they’ll try to tell me that George Michael is gay and the pope is Catholic.

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Amy Winehouse wears RSVP Collection “Tara” to visit jailed husband

So what do we all think? Is it possible that Amy Winehouse is clean?

Amy went to rehab for a short (very short) period of time, and she seems to be doing okay - in that, she hasn’t been arrested or had videos of her doing drugs leaked on the net in quite some time. Amy’s dealing with some tough demons, and it will probably take a long time for her to get better.

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Oscars 2008: Rebecca Miller wears Betsey Johnson “Chelsea” with dress made by kindergarten class

As I said earlier, the Oscars are a dull time for shoes. However, I have managed to spot some sexy heels, even if they were on someone who could arguably be the worst dressed attendee:

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The Oh Deer! “Kate” and mannequin Kate Cruise’s Louboutins

This is definitely one of those “Caption this!” moments.

Tom Cruise: “You see that! That’s my wife! Kittie or Katie or whatever her name is! Point is, she’s a WOMAN! Take our picture, please.”

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In the Nude: Katherine Heigl and Steven Pryme

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Source: Instyle

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Luichiny “Annabel” takes retro revival to new depths of hell

This is a shoe that has acquired the baffling description: Sweater boot

Yes, sweater boot. As in a sweater - and a boot - in the same article of clothing.

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The Oh Deer! “Evita” and Kristin Cavallari’s Louboutins

I’m going to be honest with you. I don’t know much about Kristin Cavallari.


Source: I Don’t Like You In That Way

Well, I know she’s the one in this picture who isn’t Paris Hilton, and I know she’s from one of those reality shows where rich teenagers run wild like the herpes virus, with seemingly no parental influence. Am I right about that? The Hills, Laguna Beach, whatever. It seems that Kristin Cavallari is famous because she’s on TV, and she’s on TV because she’s rich, so by the transitive properties of fame (thanks to Stephen Colbert for that logic), she’s famous because she’s rich. So, it makes sense for Cavallari to be pictured with the queen of “famous for nuthin’ but money”, Paris Hilton.

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Stumpy Lily Allen in Ugg Classic Short; Elegant Lily Allen in Jessica Simpson “Miami”

Lily Allen is a walking example of why the Ugg trend just doesn’t work:


Souce: A Socialite’s Life

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Cynthia Vincent “Alice” and Heidi Klum’s giant, neon Louboutins


Source: A Socialite’s Life

Supermodel and Project Runway host Heidi Klum recently commented that she would like to help troubled pop star, Britney Spears.

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Beat the February Blahs with the Naughty Monkey “Grass” pump

How to beat the February Blahs: Put some spring time colours in your step!

This is the Naughty Monkey “Grass” pump, a shoe that comes in a variety of colours, but this psychedelic model is certainly my favourite. The colours leapt out at me, and chased away my February Blahs.

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