![shoe hunting [home]](/images/sh-logo5.jpg){kind=logo}
Victoria Beckham is too Posh for heels
Filed under: Antonio Berardi, Victoria Beckham
Okay Posh, I’ll be reasonable. I might also walk around in these bad boys if I had an able-bodied soccer boy to hang off of:
Posts Tagged ‘Posh’
Shoes Tagged ‘Posh’
Posh wears silver Louboutins similar to the Mink “Monkey” pump to promote fashion line; forgets to shave her back
Filed under: Victoria Beckham
Here’s Posh in Manchester promoting her fashion line. She looked quite heavenly in a white Giambattista Valli dress that made her appear to have angel wings when looking front on. When she turned around however, it was revealed that Posh’s dress had a white fur back. A girl’s gotta look fabulous while she’s hiking through the arctic tundra!
I think the dress is lovely from the front, but I’m not sure how I feel about the back view. It looks a little unflattering and puts images in my head of Posh Backham clubbing baby harp seals with Christian Louboutin shoes, then tossing them in a Louis Vuitton carry all. Posh is, indeed, wearing Louboutins - although I’m not entirely sure that she clubbed any baby seals with them. These sky-high pumps look fantastic with the dress, and even with a back as furry as Robin Williams, Posh pulls this look off.
…And baby’s first word will be “Louboutin”
Well if this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
At first, I thought that maybe Paris Hilton’s shoe line had started making shoes for babies, y’know, “Baby’s first hooker shoe, by Paris”. You know she’s the type of girl who wants to start the sluttery and skankeration at a young age. I soon learned that these are part of line of novelty crib shoes called “Heelarious”. If Posh had baby girls, you know these would be on their feet right out of the frekin’ womb.
Posh in flat flip-flops; hell freezes over
Filed under: Victoria Beckham
Posh looks pissy after Beck’s steals her heels - revenge for her stealing his testicles.
Here’s Posh and Becks at Disneyland the other day. I know; I almost didn’t recognize her either, sans a pair of sky-high heels!
Strike a pose: Victoria Beckham and Miss Sixty “Bliss”
Filed under: Miss Sixty, Victoria Beckham
Above: Posh is so Vogue in this pose
When Posh is confronted by a photog’s flashing camera, she instantly slips into one of her serious (and well rehearsed) poses. It’s as if she was a supermodel in another life, but her reincarnation fell inches short from falling into the set standard.
Victoria Beckham celebrates mama Posh’s birthday in style with shoes like Guess “Pilsner”
Filed under: Guess, Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham’s outfit just screams “It’s Posh, bitches.”
Here’s Victoria Beckham, looking fabulous in her giant glamazon sunglasses and apt cleavage. The bolero she’s wearing is allegedly faux fur, which means that instead of a rabbit, Posh just slaughtered a teddy bear.
MK Olsen wears Louboutins with Chanel nighties
Fashionista? Or troll on safari?
I had to check three times before it finally sunk in that this is, in fact, MK Olsen, and not Ashley. Despite my deep running fear of these twin trolls, I’m usually quite good at telling them apart. However, the straightened hair and Chanel suit threw me for a loop.
The MICHAEL “Raceway” pump and Posh’s love for Louboutins, cameltoe
Posh Beckham is on the edge of fashion.
For example:
Supertight leather pants? Pleather leggings? Or is it just paint? Just one of the many mysteries of the one we call Posh.
The Oh Deer! “Garbo” and Posh being posh in Louboutins
EVA LONGORIA: Oh, Vicky, I’m just so glad we did this.
POSH: Me too. It’s great to be seen with people who are less fabulous than myself.
EVA: What?
POSH: Nothing. Say, Eve, let me tell you some tricks for the camera.
EVA: It’s Eva.
POSH: Whatever. Look, never smile for the paps. Always look cold and fierce, like a magnificent mannequin. Smiles are for children and ugly people.
EVA: I really appreciate all your advice.
POSH: I’m an author, you know.
EVA: I really love your patent leather, Christian Louboutin heels.
POSH: I really love your… Ah, bollocks. We’re almost at the store, we’ll find you something. That outfit is a little too housewifey… Kinda desperate. Like that show.
EVA: I’m on that show!
POSH: Whatever.
For a pair of patent leather pumps like Posh’s Louboutins (complete with the red soles), try the Oh Deer! Garbo:
Posh and Ellen’s shoe swap and the Isaac Mizrahi “Bambi”
Filed under: Isaac Mizrahi, Victoria Beckham
What you are seeing is correct. The above photo is of a one Posh Beckham in sneakers. Beside her, lovable lesbian chic Ellen in a pair of stilettos.
You have now entered the bizarro fashion universe.
Posh is flawless as usual in shoes like Luichiny “Win”
Filed under: Luichiny, Victoria Beckham
Here’s Posh Beckham on the way to the Pink Taco for little Cruz Beckham’s birthday party. I sometimes forget that Posh is mother. I look at her and figure there’s no way she could possibly reproduce without giving birth to a barbie doll. I guess Posh proves that you can be a 34 year old mother of three and look like a twenty five year old mother of fashion…. So long as you’re a former pop star married to a famous soccer player.
I don’t always agree with Posh’s fashion choices, but I will say she always looks flawless, even when wearing animal print dresses with her pink bra slipping out. I tend to think that she may be some kind of cyborg from a very stylish future where those who aren’t fabulous are ostracized from society. Oh wait, isn’t that Hollywood? My bad. Well, Posh certainly has her own unique style that perfectly captures her obvious passion for fashion, even if it doesn’t capture the heart of Mr. Blackwell.
MK Olsen channels Posh with Giambattista Valli; we go for Pleaser USA for less bucks
The Olsen twins scare the bejesus out of me.
They always have that expressionless, non-smiling look on their face as if they’re robots, or aliens, or trying to burn holes into my soul with their DEAD EYES. That’s why I like this picture of Mary-Kate Olsen. Sure, she looks like an eighty year old blind woman, but at least I can’t see those big eyes that once belonged to Michelle Tanner, and now belong to Hollywood.
