Shauna Sand ditches the lucite heels; wears something equally as hideous

Shauna says, “Bow down before your lucite queen!”
I get the impression that Shauna Sand might be into bondage. Or at least her legs are.

Shauna says, “Bow down before your lucite queen!”
I get the impression that Shauna Sand might be into bondage. Or at least her legs are.

Listen for Rihanna’s cover of “Macho Man”
I spent twenty minutes trying to determine if Rihanna got on the leather leggings train, or if she’s just really good with a can of spray paint. I then proceeded to spent another fifteen minutes trying to determine whether or not Rihanna’s stylist is the biker from the Village People.
Squinty’s boy shows her the way because SHE CAN’T FREKIN’ SEE WITH HER EYES CLOSED
I haven’t heard anything interesting about Renee Zellweger in a while. I find her endlessly annoying, however, I came across these pictures today, and I have to say that I love what she’s wearing. Very simple and chic, she makes this style look effortless. However, I do have to say that I still find her constant squintyness deeply irritating. Maybe if she opened her eyes, she could see the crappy movies she’s making.

Iggy is leathery, Madonna is an inductee, Timberlake is stoned
Well, it look as though years of cone bras, kissing young pop stars and fellating bottles have finally paid off. Last night, Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Madonna’s back! The Material Girl just released a song with Justin Timberlake titled “Four Minutes” which will be featured on her new CD Hard Candy. The song also features hitmaker Timbaland. I’m eagerly anticipating hearing “Beat Goes On”, a track on Hard Candy featuring rapping ego, Kanye West. I imagine those two could make some hot music together.
The amalgomation of talent like Timberlake, Timbaland and Kanye is a perfect example of Madonna’s undying business sense. She knows who to work with in order to keep herself relevant. I think this is Madonna’s way of feasting on the blood of the young in order to keep stamina for her pilates.
The Olsen twins scare the bejesus out of me.

They always have that expressionless, non-smiling look on their face as if they’re robots, or aliens, or trying to burn holes into my soul with their DEAD EYES. That’s why I like this picture of Mary-Kate Olsen. Sure, she looks like an eighty year old blind woman, but at least I can’t see those big eyes that once belonged to Michelle Tanner, and now belong to Hollywood.
Well, it’s that time of year again. The time when young beauties from all over the US come together to pose, cry and scratch eachother’s eyes out. That’s right, ladies. America’s Next Top Model cycle 10 is coming soon.

Source: Ohnotheydidn’t
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