Paris asks “Who wants to be my best friend?” and is answered by the sound of crickets chirping

Because she doesn’t have enough money, Paris Hilton is launching a new reality show called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. The show will put Hilton in a house of girls who are all competing to be Paris’ new best friend. This is not a joke. MTV actually thought this was a good idea. The girls will allegedly be tested on things like “loyalty” and “girl politics”. I get the impression that it’s just a competition to see who’s best at kissing Paris’ VD infected ass. The show should be called “Paris Hilton’s New Sycophantic Barbie”.

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Nicole: “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend had herpes like me?”

This is a snap shot from the runway of a recent Robin Antin lingerie show during L.A. Fashion Week. If you’re not familliar with Antin, she’s an accomplished coreographer who’s responsible for inflicting the Pussycat Dolls on the world. The woman in the forefront of that picture is, indeed, Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

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The world prepares for another fashion challenged Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan was out the other night with her younger sister, Ali. I’m happy to see that Lindsay’s wearing a dress, as oppose to just a shirt. I actually don’t mind what she’s wearing. The furry/shiny jacket is kind of fugly, and I don’t care for the material of the dress, but I’m just happy her ass isn’t showing.

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Madonna’s back! The Material Girl just released a song with Justin Timberlake titled “Four Minutes” which will be featured on her new CD Hard Candy. The song also features hitmaker Timbaland. I’m eagerly anticipating hearing “Beat Goes On”, a track on Hard Candy featuring rapping ego, Kanye West. I imagine those two could make some hot music together.

The amalgomation of talent like Timberlake, Timbaland and Kanye is a perfect example of Madonna’s undying business sense. She knows who to work with in order to keep herself relevant. I think this is Madonna’s way of feasting on the blood of the young in order to keep stamina for her pilates.

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Here’s Posh Beckham on the way to the Pink Taco for little Cruz Beckham’s birthday party. I sometimes forget that Posh is mother. I look at her and figure there’s no way she could possibly reproduce without giving birth to a barbie doll. I guess Posh proves that you can be a 34 year old mother of three and look like a twenty five year old mother of fashion…. So long as you’re a former pop star married to a famous soccer player.

I don’t always agree with Posh’s fashion choices, but I will say she always looks flawless, even when wearing animal print dresses with her pink bra slipping out. I tend to think that she may be some kind of cyborg from a very stylish future where those who aren’t fabulous are ostracized from society. Oh wait, isn’t that Hollywood? My bad. Well, Posh certainly has her own unique style that perfectly captures her obvious passion for fashion, even if it doesn’t capture the heart of Mr. Blackwell.

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In case you didn’t know, Janet Jackson’s Discipline is number one. Apparently, Janet decided to celebrate by stealing Lohan’s leggings and Diana Ross’ weave. It’s hard to believe that someone who dresses like this is “The Sane Jackson”.

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Here’s Kanye West and fiancée Alexis Phifer at a Fendi store opening during Paris Fashion Week. A designer herself, Alexis has somehow found a heterosexual male who obviously feels as passionately about fashion as she does. The fact that it’s the very sexy and talented Kanye West is just icing on the cake. I’ve never seen Alexis’ work, but I would be very interested in seeing what the girl who snagged the Louis Vuitton Don can do.

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I love British celebrities. They’re so much more fun to watch. Example, the lovely Kate Moss:

Here’s the fashion chameleon herself leaving Club Punk in Soho the other night. The model partied with friends, including a foxy looking Kelly Osbourne. You may imagine that British people sit around, clinking tea cups with their pinky fingers out, but these Brits obviously know how to party. I love how drunken Kate looks like she’s about the kick the photographer in the second picture. Kate might be heroin chic small, but I bet she could kick some ass. And Kelly is the daughter of tough-as-nails Sharon Osbourne and a man who once bit the head off a dove. These two bitches ain’t nuthin’ to mess with.

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Source: A Socialite’s Life

Confession: I have a massive girl crush on Scarlett Johansen.

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Source: Dlisted

STOP THE PRESSES!

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The term “two-faced” never evokes a positive image. My mind jumps between backstabbing friends and hideous Batman villians when I hear that word. However, it is the perfect description of Betsey Johnson’s “Kell” shoe:

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I’ve previously complained about people dressing sloppy or a tad bit too juvenile, such as Britney Spears and the fashionably- and sociably- irresponsible bunch. In contrast, I have to give Hayden Panettiere a fashion police ticket for dressing way beyond her age. This picture is a bit mild in comparison, however there have been many times where she’s been caught wearing such clothing.

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Source: Slash News

Well everyone, we can sleep in peace again. Amy Winehouse has agreed to go to rehab. I no longer need to lay awake at night, fearing a strung out Amy Winehouse may break into my house and torture me by shoving that frightening, cocaine producing beehive in my face until I give her crack money.

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Who else could be responsible for a shoe like this other than Gwen Stefani and her promotional fashion machine, L.A.M.B.? This is the L.A.M.B. “Denver” Wedge Pump, and I can totally envision Gwen wearing these. Unfortunately, in my vision, she’s flailing around to the sickeningly repetitive “Hollaback Girl” and I’m getting close to shoving a Harajuku Girl down her throat.

Gwen, a few times we’ve been down this track. I do not like this shoe. Why? Well, first of all, it’s ugly. Second of all, it looks like something that Baby Spice would have worn in 1996, crossed with the shoes Jennifer Lopez wore in that “Jenny from the Block Video”. Y’know, those hideous Chuck Taylor stiletto boot hybrids? Yeah, Gwen somehow made that worse. Bananas!

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Hillary Duff simply looks refreshing in this outfit. The shine of her patent leather booties are definitely eye catching.

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