Is neon in again? If so, why? Do people not remember 1991? Do we not remember individuals walking around looking like bicycle reflectors? Here’s Rihanna during Paris Fashion Week. She sported some powerfully neon platforms that are currently burning my retinas. At least she knows that she will not be hit by any cars, seeing as the driver could see her shoes from about three miles away.

If this shoe looks familliar to you, it’s because it is another version of the Giambattista Valli “Victoria” shoe. I much prefer MK Olsen’s black suede version. I know neon is kind of Rihanna’s thing, but it’s seriously unflattering. One of the things I liked about MK’s shoes was that they didn’t look clunky, despite the size of the shoe. Rihanna’s neon accented shoes look clunky, loud and possibly contaminated by radioactive waste.

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Many sources claim that this is a photo of Anna Wintour outside of a fashion show during Paris Fashion Week. Now, I don’t know who the hell that woman is, but she ain’t Anna Wintour. She’s got that cold hard stare that could deep freeze a puppy, but I still don’t believe it’s Anna. For one, that woman is quite obviously wearing a wig. Second, she’s wearing leggings. I don’t have any proof of this, but I’m fairly confident that fashion queen and Vogue editrix Anna Wintour is not taking fashion advice from Lindsay Lohan. At least I hope not.

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Here’s Kanye West and fiancée Alexis Phifer at a Fendi store opening during Paris Fashion Week. A designer herself, Alexis has somehow found a heterosexual male who obviously feels as passionately about fashion as she does. The fact that it’s the very sexy and talented Kanye West is just icing on the cake. I’ve never seen Alexis’ work, but I would be very interested in seeing what the girl who snagged the Louis Vuitton Don can do.

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