I do not like Sienna Miller. I personally feel that a chimp could dress better than her. That’s why I was so shocked when I came across this photo of Sienna with Keira Knightly promoting their new movie The Edge of Love.

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Behold, intrepid shoe explorers, the DKNY Vanessa-Vulcanized pump. Because underneath my cold, hard fashionista exterior is a hard-core nerd girl (a stylish one, at that), when I first saw the name of this shoe, my thoughts were “No Vulcan would ever wear something like on their feet!” I then lifted my fists to the heavens and cried out “Donna Karaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!”

Of course, the DKNY Vanessa-Vulcanized pump does not refer to Vulcans, neither the race nor the planet, but to the process the rubber sole underwent to give it more durability. However, in Donna Karan’s and DKNY’s ongoing mission to seek out strange new fashions, somebody stepped in a big puddle of fug. I’ve never supported the cross-breeding of high heels and running shoes, and this is why. The DKNY Vanessa-Vulcanized pump is just another love child in a long line of heel-runners hybrids (inlcuding the L.A.M.B. Denver). However, the DKNY Vanessa-Vulcanized pump is based on the far more attractive DKNY Vanessa pump:

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