Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Pocahontas as played by Joan Collins:

I will say that Kate Moss certainly knows how to rock a good pair of Minnetonka front-lace boots in this photo. However, it still begs the question: “A fur coat? With moccasins? Why?” In what universe is this acceptable? The rich supermodel universe? Where all the streets are one giant catwalk, nobody gets out of bed for less than $10,000, and everyone sticks to a strict diet of cigarettes and laxatives?

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There’s a fringe trend upon us. Behold:

Here’s LC out and about in a pair of blue, fringed-ankle sandals. I’m not opposed to the fringe trend; many designers have gotten it right, like the Betsey Johnson “Hipster” or many of the moccasin inspired boots from Minnetonka. However, LC’s sandals aren’t doing it for me. The Fug Girls have already expressed disdain at LC’s footwear choice, and made the valid point that walking around with these things on your ankles would be a bit irritating. I personally don’t think they’re flattering at all and I wouldn’t wear a shoe that looks like it needs to be combed.

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Girl who’s bad acting cries like wind

Is there some new Pocahontas trend on which I’m missing out?

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Lohan has no idea where she parked her car.

When you’re a celebrity, you can own every shoe in every colour of the rainbow. For example, in the above picture, Lindsay Lohan is wearing the Minnetonka Front Lace Hardsole boot in black. Previously, we had seen her frolicking about like a coked out Pocahontas in the tan version of this boot. I suppose she saves the black model for when she’s attempting the “car burglar Pocahontas” look.

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Pocahontas, as played by Daisy Duke, as played by Lindsay Lohan

Here’s my favourite walking fashion disaster, Lindsay Lohan, out and about the other day. She’s leggings-free, which is a bit of a surprise, considering her recent forray into the leggings market with her own brand of leggings. I suppose that for her, it was a case of either endorsing leggings, or narc anon. What’s next? Amy Winehouse beehives? Björk swan dresses?

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Rachel Bilson looks to be making a coffee run. She is sporting the cool colored jeans trend. Which I must say she pulls off well compared to several other celebrities. She also seems to be setting a new trend. Her leather boots with fringe look like a cross between Indian moccasins and cowboy boots.

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