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Paris Hilton Footwear: For girls with herpes - I mean, big feet.
Here’s Paris Hilton, doing her best to look like a rich forty-something wife from Beverly Hills. She’s about two steps away from seducing the teenage pool boy. I suppose that’s not really very shocking.
Lohan in jeans? Has hell frozen over? Next we’ll be seeing Samantha Ronson in a dress
Here’s Lindsay Lohan, out and about again with her lesbian BFF, Samantha Ronson. Lohan hanging out with Ronson means one thing: She’s on drugs again. Or she’s a lesbian again, but I bet it’s drugs. Or both. I guess we’ll just have to wait until Lohan ends up passed out in a car at a gas station again to find out.
An orange Axl Rose, Lindsay says “Sha-na-na-na-na-na kneeees kneeees!”
Okay. I get it. I know what you’re trying to do, here, Lindsay.
The world prepares for another fashion challenged Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan was out the other night with her younger sister, Ali. I’m happy to see that Lindsay’s wearing a dress, as oppose to just a shirt. I actually don’t mind what she’s wearing. The furry/shiny jacket is kind of fugly, and I don’t care for the material of the dress, but I’m just happy her ass isn’t showing.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan, pantless again, sporting another shade of leggings. Sometimes I wonder if her leggings are crotchless and thus, she never takes them off. Lindsay’s kind of the fashion equivalent of Jim Morrison. Not in that she has sexy rock star style, or talent for that matter, but Jim apparently never took off his skin tight leather pants. However, I will give Jim this much: at least he wore pants, and didn’t flash his ass everytime he bent over. Well, not accidently anyway.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving a dinner date with her mom, Dina and sister, Ali. Linds looks like she was going for the “Goth Ski Bunny” look. Wearing the remains of a dead crow and leggings that look as though they would cause Linds to fly down a toboggan hill on her ass at the speed of light, Lindsay exited the restaurant with a white stain on her shirt. I guess that joke writes itself.
In case you didn’t know, Janet Jackson’s Discipline is number one. Apparently, Janet decided to celebrate by stealing Lohan’s leggings and Diana Ross’ weave. It’s hard to believe that someone who dresses like this is “The Sane Jackson”.
Watch out. Katinka Ingabogovinanana has you in her sight.
The beautiful Milla Jovovich successfully made the transition from model to actress, and has become well known for her roles as “kick ass females” in movies like Resident Evil and Ultraviolet. However, her role as Katinka in Zoolander was most likely my favourite, as it showed that she had a sense of humour about the fashion industry - something lacking in many fashionistas. And really, did you actually see Ultraviolet? Horrible.
I shouldn’t imply that Lindsay is using drugs. She claims to be clean, and if chasing a woman down the street in her car while high out her mind on cocaine isn’t enough to clean her up, then I’m not sure what would. However, you don’t wear a dress like this without the use of some kind of powerful psychedelic:
Here’s Lindsay, looking fabulous. I believe this is what’s known as Lindsay’s “blue steel” face.
This photo was taken at a Dolce & Gabbana show, where Lindsay modeled her best Dolce & Gabbana duds. Her shoes are a black, platform mary jane with peep toes - and this their third appearance on Shoehunting.com.
This is a shoe that has acquired the baffling description: Sweater boot
Yes, sweater boot. As in a sweater - and a boot - in the same article of clothing.
Source: Dlisted
I don’t know why I like posting about Lindsay Lohan so much. I think I saw Mean Girls once, and I break out into hives when I’m forced to listen to her music, but for some reason, I just seem to find her interesting.
I had a nightmare last night. In it, I was trapped in Lindsay Lohan’s walk-in closet, fending off trecherous leggings, one for every colour of the rainbow - from hooker pink, to Red Bull yellow, to cocaine white. I awoke in a frenzied panic, covered in sweat. Later on today, I stumbled across this photo of Lindsay, hinting that she may indeed have a closet full of leggings of every shade:
Source: A Socialite’s Life
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