I love Lindsay Lohan more and more everyday. I’m close to being the president of her frekin’ fan club. And I like her even more now that she’s a lesbian! Just look at Sam and Linds together! Do they not look like the cutest, happiest power lesbian couple in the universe? Like they will have a beautiful life, with beautiful lesbian-raised children, concieved with the sperm of some rediculously famous male, who’s identity will be kept secret from the public until they do a big cover story with Rolling Stone? I can’t wait.

As I’ve said before, I also love Lohan for her often regretable - but always interesting - fashion choices. Case in point: Leggings. Lindsay Lohan defined the 2000-era legging craze - a trend that I hate - but I also respect her ability to take such an obviously horrible trend and shove it down our throats like Starbuck’s-flavoured ecstasy, if not only for the reason that I get to write about it. For example:

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Lohan has no idea where she parked her car.

When you’re a celebrity, you can own every shoe in every colour of the rainbow. For example, in the above picture, Lindsay Lohan is wearing the Minnetonka Front Lace Hardsole boot in black. Previously, we had seen her frolicking about like a coked out Pocahontas in the tan version of this boot. I suppose she saves the black model for when she’s attempting the “car burglar Pocahontas” look.

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Fergie burn burn burn burns it to the wick. Oooooh, barra barracuda!

Idol Gives Back took place the other night, featuring performances from a whole slew of artists, including Fergie. She’s looking pretty good here, a million times better than the last time we saw her. She’s wearing those damn leather leggings, but I’m not going to lie, she looks pretty damn hot in them. Posh Beckham, watch your back!

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Back in blonde, like a female Angus Young with less talent and more leggings.

Oh, Lindsay. Back to that horrible blonde hair and leggings. It’s always one step forward, two steps back for this girl, isn’t it?

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Posh Beckham is on the edge of fashion.

For example:

Supertight leather pants? Pleather leggings? Or is it just paint? Just one of the many mysteries of the one we call Posh.

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Paris Hilton Footwear: For girls with herpes - I mean, big feet.

Here’s Paris Hilton, doing her best to look like a rich forty-something wife from Beverly Hills. She’s about two steps away from seducing the teenage pool boy. I suppose that’s not really very shocking.

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Lohan in jeans? Has hell frozen over? Next we’ll be seeing Samantha Ronson in a dress

Here’s Lindsay Lohan, out and about again with her lesbian BFF, Samantha Ronson. Lohan hanging out with Ronson means one thing: She’s on drugs again. Or she’s a lesbian again, but I bet it’s drugs. Or both. I guess we’ll just have to wait until Lohan ends up passed out in a car at a gas station again to find out.

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Here’s Lindsay Lohan, pantless again, sporting another shade of leggings. Sometimes I wonder if her leggings are crotchless and thus, she never takes them off. Lindsay’s kind of the fashion equivalent of Jim Morrison. Not in that she has sexy rock star style, or talent for that matter, but Jim apparently never took off his skin tight leather pants. However, I will give Jim this much: at least he wore pants, and didn’t flash his ass everytime he bent over. Well, not accidently anyway.

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Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving a dinner date with her mom, Dina and sister, Ali. Linds looks like she was going for the “Goth Ski Bunny” look. Wearing the remains of a dead crow and leggings that look as though they would cause Linds to fly down a toboggan hill on her ass at the speed of light, Lindsay exited the restaurant with a white stain on her shirt. I guess that joke writes itself.

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In case you didn’t know, Janet Jackson’s Discipline is number one. Apparently, Janet decided to celebrate by stealing Lohan’s leggings and Diana Ross’ weave. It’s hard to believe that someone who dresses like this is “The Sane Jackson”.

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It looks like Paris Hilton is pulling a Lohan.

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I had a nightmare last night. In it, I was trapped in Lindsay Lohan’s walk-in closet, fending off trecherous leggings, one for every colour of the rainbow - from hooker pink, to Red Bull yellow, to cocaine white. I awoke in a frenzied panic, covered in sweat. Later on today, I stumbled across this photo of Lindsay, hinting that she may indeed have a closet full of leggings of every shade:

Source: A Socialite’s Life

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