Paris asks “Who wants to be my best friend?” and is answered by the sound of crickets chirping

Because she doesn’t have enough money, Paris Hilton is launching a new reality show called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. The show will put Hilton in a house of girls who are all competing to be Paris’ new best friend. This is not a joke. MTV actually thought this was a good idea. The girls will allegedly be tested on things like “loyalty” and “girl politics”. I get the impression that it’s just a competition to see who’s best at kissing Paris’ VD infected ass. The show should be called “Paris Hilton’s New Sycophantic Barbie”.

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Metallic and jewel encrusted shoes are apparently popular this season. Therefore, Kenneth Cole Reaction My Boo is off the charts. This shoe comes in several other colors, especially if bronze isn’t to your liking. My Boo comes in the following array of colors: dusty rose, desert rose, silver, black, and pewter.

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Hillary Duff simply looks refreshing in this outfit. The shine of her patent leather booties are definitely eye catching.

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Sometimes, when I bookmark shoes that I like - or shoes that I dislike - I’ll write a little description to remind me of the shoe in question. I found an ankle boot kicking around my bookmarks today who’s descriptions was but one word: Dwarves.

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Dear Amy Winehouse,

We need to talk. It’s not about the drugs, or the arrests, or the eating disorders. Amy, we need to talk about this:

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Kenneth Cole’s Reaction has fashioned an ultra hip shoe: The “Sexy Mrs. Bootie“.

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Argh, matey. Bad fashion off the starboard bow!

Yes, what you are seeing is correct. You’re not looking through some swashbuckling whiskey-goggles at Disneyland. The DKNY Charle is indeed, a pirate boot.

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Have you ever heard Kellie Pickler’s song, “In My Red High Heels?” Well, red high heels, and all red shoes for that matter, are great to include in your shoe collection. They can inspire confidence and a sexy attitude. Red shoes look great with a black dress. They also look great with a red ensemble or jeans and a t-shirt. With these top five red shoes, you can start singing, “You can watch me walk if you want to, want to; I bet you want me back now, don’t you, don’t you…In my red high heels”.

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Flats are comfy and stylish. Every woman should include them in her basics for her show collection. There are three types of flats that are important to invest in, the glamour flat, the casual flat, and the professional flat.

The glamour flat is great for parties and date nights. Glamour flats should look fashionable. They can even be borderline eccentric. A great glamour flat will be bold and even decked out with rhinestones or sparkles.

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