Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Pocahontas as played by Joan Collins:

I will say that Kate Moss certainly knows how to rock a good pair of Minnetonka front-lace boots in this photo. However, it still begs the question: “A fur coat? With moccasins? Why?” In what universe is this acceptable? The rich supermodel universe? Where all the streets are one giant catwalk, nobody gets out of bed for less than $10,000, and everyone sticks to a strict diet of cigarettes and laxatives?

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Here’s one of England’s biggest fashion exports, Agyness Deyn, out and about with boyfriend Albert Hammond Jr. of the Strokes. Agyness has been referred to as “the next Kate Moss”, and it’s easy to see why.Unique personal style only suited to tall, waify blonde models: Check.Bedhead hair that still somehow looks sexy: Check.Tall, lanky boyfriend from some indie-sounding rock band who wears pants that are too tight scrambling after her: Check.It appears that Agyness is well on her way to becoming fashion royalty!Agyness is wearing a pair of wingtips in the above picture, a style I haven’t seen on women in a while. This style of shoe always reminds me of Elaine on Seinfeld, and her love of saddle shoes from the classy Botticelli’s. Agyness Deyn is rocking this classic look, in a cute pink colour. For something similar, check out these:This is the Ted Baker “Daniels” pink wingtip. Wingtips are generally men’s shoes, but can easily worn by a stylish woman in two sizes below her normal size. Wear these to add some pizazz to a pair of jeans.Just Jared

Kate Moss is a disco inferno

Here’s Kate Moss in Berlin sashaying around in promotion of her perfume Velvet Hour. She’s wearing a dress that I would regularly think is hideous, but she still seems to pull it off effortlessly. Supermodel at work, people!

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Kate Moss: Jim Morrison would hit it.

Rock stars date models, it’s a proven fact. Kate Moss, on the other hand, doesn’t need to date rock stars, even though she does anyway. Kate Moss is a rock star - minus the music part of it. She has that rock star badittude. For further evidence, please see this post.

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I love British celebrities. They’re so much more fun to watch. Example, the lovely Kate Moss:

Here’s the fashion chameleon herself leaving Club Punk in Soho the other night. The model partied with friends, including a foxy looking Kelly Osbourne. You may imagine that British people sit around, clinking tea cups with their pinky fingers out, but these Brits obviously know how to party. I love how drunken Kate looks like she’s about the kick the photographer in the second picture. Kate might be heroin chic small, but I bet she could kick some ass. And Kelly is the daughter of tough-as-nails Sharon Osbourne and a man who once bit the head off a dove. These two bitches ain’t nuthin’ to mess with.

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Here’s Mariah Carey looking, as usual, like a hooker. What better way to attract patrons to your street corner by wearing bright red fire engines on your feet?

There’s been rumours recently about Mimi’s alleged drug use - that she apparently uses cocaine. I’m about as shocked by that as I was by Kate Moss’ cocaine use. Rich and famous people using coke?! You don’t say. Next they’ll try to tell me that George Michael is gay and the pope is Catholic.

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I can’t help but feel that I’m a secondary member of “fur watch” for P.E.T.A. Of course, I have never provided a truly unbiased opinion or expressed any opinion towards or against P.E.T.A. My comments have been limited to areas, such as “Uh-Oh P.E.T.A. better not see this” or “If P.E.T.A. saw this, they’d be mad”. It’s as if P.E.T.A. is like the headmistress of an all girls school and I’m just the unspoken observer who happens to gossip about the girls sneaking out late at night to meet boys.

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Mary-Janes have been around for a long time. They are still making hits with celebrities even after all their exposure. Some stars that were caught wearing Mary-Jane styled shoes with their fancy designer dresses are Lauren Conrad, Carrie Underwood, and Kate Moss.

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Do you remember when Gwen Stefani was just a girl who sang for No Doubt?

The girl who would flail around stage randomly in skin tight, leopard print capris and running shoes, looking like some kind of drunken pixie?

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GG Classic Short boots have been a top seller since they first premiered. Lucky for those who enjoy comfort and style, the UGG Classic Short boots are still hot in the chilly weather.

If you already have the standard color UGG boots, why not adopt a new pair of brightly colored UGGs.

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