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Amy Winehouse in Louboutins similar to the Pelle Moda “Xcite”; woos Glastonbury audience with her cracked out charm

Amy Winehouse looks like a baby giraffe trying to get it’s footing as her spindly legs wobble atop her Christian Louboutin platforms.

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Jessica Simpson in Ugg Classic Short; we offer her to the Ugg army as a sacrifice


Jessica Simpson is nothing but an empty vessel filled with the Ugg. Y’know, instead of just being an empty vessel.

The Uggs are still attacking at full force! Jessica Simpson appears to have been hit by the Uggs fairly hard. The inherent bad fashion of the Ugg spread all the way up her body fairly quickly, as we can see by her baggy shirt and track pants combo. We need to be prepared. The Uggs are getting harder, better, faster, stronger, and not in the sexy Kanye West way.

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Madonna is a sexy boxer in boots like Pleaser USA “Seduce-2020″; enjoys capturing crotch shots on film

Madonna’s back! The Material Girl just released a song with Justin Timberlake titled “Four Minutes” which will be featured on her new CD Hard Candy. The song also features hitmaker Timbaland. I’m eagerly anticipating hearing “Beat Goes On”, a track on Hard Candy featuring rapping ego, Kanye West. I imagine those two could make some hot music together.

The amalgomation of talent like Timberlake, Timbaland and Kanye is a perfect example of Madonna’s undying business sense. She knows who to work with in order to keep herself relevant. I think this is Madonna’s way of feasting on the blood of the young in order to keep stamina for her pilates.

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Cracktacular Courtney Love in Louboutins and the Steven “Chap”

Courtney Love claims to be sober. She hasn’t been admitted to rehab, the psych ward, or willingly flashed her crotch in public for a while, so she may be telling the truth. You wouldn’t think so by the looks of this picture. She probably is sober, but crazy. Years of serious drug abuse will do this a person. Amy Winehouse: This is your future.

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Kanye and Alexis look fierce for Fendi; Martinez Valero “Fire” is harder, better, faster, stronger

Here’s Kanye West and fiancée Alexis Phifer at a Fendi store opening during Paris Fashion Week. A designer herself, Alexis has somehow found a heterosexual male who obviously feels as passionately about fashion as she does. The fact that it’s the very sexy and talented Kanye West is just icing on the cake. I’ve never seen Alexis’ work, but I would be very interested in seeing what the girl who snagged the Louis Vuitton Don can do.

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