Why howdy, Jessica.

Here’s Jessica Simpson performing at Country Thunder in Wisconsin. Jessica has decided to switch from soulless pop music to fluffy country music and this music festival was her big country debut. Jessica took the big stage in her daisy dukes, and it turns out that Dolly Parton she is not. Poor Jess was booed for her entire performance. Apparently, it takes more than a pair of cowboy boots to make you a country star.

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Put on your riot gear! It’s Naomi!

Naomi Campbell is such a nice girl. The supermodel recently stopped to strike a pose for some photos the other day. Shortly thereafter, she went batty and began screaming like a banshee. No one was hit this time, but that doesn’t mean she didn’t try.

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Just because your sister outshone you does not mean you can get away with wearing shoes like that, Jess.

Do you guys remember these shoes?

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Jessica Simpson is nothing but an empty vessel filled with the Ugg. Y’know, instead of just being an empty vessel.

The Uggs are still attacking at full force! Jessica Simpson appears to have been hit by the Uggs fairly hard. The inherent bad fashion of the Ugg spread all the way up her body fairly quickly, as we can see by her baggy shirt and track pants combo. We need to be prepared. The Uggs are getting harder, better, faster, stronger, and not in the sexy Kanye West way.

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Ashlee Simpson, minus her siamese hair twin, Pete Wentz

It’s amazing how different Ashlee Simpson looks. I never thought she was unattractive before the nose job, in fact, I thought her old nose gave her face some character. Now she just looks like a Disney character. Cute, yes; but increasingly annoying, until you just wish Cruella DeVille would come along and turn her into a coat. And then Jessica Simpson can wear that coat to celebrate her return to being the “good looking Simpson sister”.

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Who?

Ah, Pheobe Price. I know your name, I know your face, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell it is you do!

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Uggs and leggings. I’m surprised Liv didn’t break the camera lens.

Stay calm, everyone. Liv Tyler has been captured by the UGG.

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Nicole: “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend had herpes like me?”

This is a snap shot from the runway of a recent Robin Antin lingerie show during L.A. Fashion Week. If you’re not familliar with Antin, she’s an accomplished coreographer who’s responsible for inflicting the Pussycat Dolls on the world. The woman in the forefront of that picture is, indeed, Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

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Here’s famous twin/fashion hobo Mary-Kate Olsen on the left with her sister. Come November, Ashley and MK will be releasing a coffee table book about the people by whom they are influenced. Titled Influence, the book will feature many designers, artists and photographers. No word yet if Bob Saget made the cut.

Many people would argue that MK’s style is a little “sloppy”. Though I do find her look to be a wee bit disheveled for my tastes, I do see the bohemian influence in her style, and I wonder if Janis Joplin, from whom I imagine MK’s style derives, will be mentioned in Influence.

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Here’s Lindsay, looking fabulous. I believe this is what’s known as Lindsay’s “blue steel” face.

This photo was taken at a Dolce & Gabbana show, where Lindsay modeled her best Dolce & Gabbana duds. Her shoes are a black, platform mary jane with peep toes - and this their third appearance on Shoehunting.com.

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Lily Allen is a walking example of why the Ugg trend just doesn’t work:

Souce: A Socialite’s Life

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Source: Slash News

Well everyone, we can sleep in peace again. Amy Winehouse has agreed to go to rehab. I no longer need to lay awake at night, fearing a strung out Amy Winehouse may break into my house and torture me by shoving that frightening, cocaine producing beehive in my face until I give her crack money.

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“Hessa” is a model of French elegance with a dark side, much like Catherine Deneuve in the 1967 film, The Belle De Jour. The stylish French film is about Séverine Serizy (Deneuve), a woman torn between two worlds: a beautiful and docile French housewife with masochistic fantasies who secretly becomes a high class call girl working under the pseudonym The Belle De Jour.

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Do you ever have the urge to just “Grrr”? Do you wish people would think you a little more wild than an uptight, stressed out woman? Well, discover your inner-animal with these animal print shoes. Several celebrities are also wearing this hot trend. Mary Kate Olsen, Rebecca Romijn and Katherine Heigl all look fabulous in their leopard print flats. Animal print shoes are hot. However, pairing leopard print shoes with a leopard print dress – not so hot. Also, please, please do not mix animal prints. You want people to think you are wild, not crazy.

Giraffes are not notorious for their sexiness. However, with these Steve Madden Mandrn-G high heels, they should be. These shoes will help you feel as tall and posed like a giraffe.

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