Dear Katie Holmes,

I get the impression that you’re making an attempt at prying your way into fashion iconica. You seem to work very hard at looking fashionable… However the results end up looking like fashionista on the top, Huck Finn on the bottom. The jeans, Katie… Seriously, what the hell is this about? I get that you may be trying to “define your look”, but I suggest steering away from any look that compliments a raft on the Mississippi River.

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Here’s one of England’s biggest fashion exports, Agyness Deyn, out and about with boyfriend Albert Hammond Jr. of the Strokes. Agyness has been referred to as “the next Kate Moss”, and it’s easy to see why.Unique personal style only suited to tall, waify blonde models: Check.Bedhead hair that still somehow looks sexy: Check.Tall, lanky boyfriend from some indie-sounding rock band who wears pants that are too tight scrambling after her: Check.It appears that Agyness is well on her way to becoming fashion royalty!Agyness is wearing a pair of wingtips in the above picture, a style I haven’t seen on women in a while. This style of shoe always reminds me of Elaine on Seinfeld, and her love of saddle shoes from the classy Botticelli’s. Agyness Deyn is rocking this classic look, in a cute pink colour. For something similar, check out these:This is the Ted Baker “Daniels” pink wingtip. Wingtips are generally men’s shoes, but can easily worn by a stylish woman in two sizes below her normal size. Wear these to add some pizazz to a pair of jeans.Just Jared

Benji pulls Paris away before she scratches her name into the side of someone’s car

Rumour has it that hotel heiress Paris Hilton was recently banned from a Hyatt hotel in Moscow. Hilton allegedly wrote Paris Moscow 2008 on the wall of her suite while staying at the Hyatt. Unfortunately for Paris, the Hyatt does not look kindly upon their expensive wallpaper being graffitied by useless celebrities. Paris was fined nine grand and banned for life. Seriously, couldn’t she have just as easily written that on a bathroom stall wall and saved herself the money? I’m just surprised she didn’t write Call Firecrotch Lohan for a good time. Why can’t Paris be like other celebrities and get banned from a hotel for throwing a tv off the balcony?

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Kate Bosworth, 25, is one striking pedestrian.

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Above: According to the NYPost, Liv Tyler is headed shopping to Barney’s.

Liv Tyler has transformed from beautiful teen music video queen to a full fledged starlet. The gorgeous stunner is set to star in The Hulk sequel. She will be reprising Jennifer Connolly’s role as Betty Ross. Edward Norton will be starring as the iconic green monster, formerly played by Eric Bana.

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Above: Like many teenage pregnancies, Jamie Lynn has a bumpy road ahead of her

According to the NYPost, Jamie Lynn Spears had just gotten some rings resized to fit her swollen and ever-expanding fingers. Could her sole purpose have been to get her engagement ring fixed?

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Fergie burn burn burn burns it to the wick. Oooooh, barra barracuda!

Idol Gives Back took place the other night, featuring performances from a whole slew of artists, including Fergie. She’s looking pretty good here, a million times better than the last time we saw her. She’s wearing those damn leather leggings, but I’m not going to lie, she looks pretty damn hot in them. Posh Beckham, watch your back!

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There are at least two things wrong with this picture:

Here we have the adorable - if not a little cheeky (get it?) - Lily Allen pumping her gas.

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Back in blonde, like a female Angus Young with less talent and more leggings.

Oh, Lindsay. Back to that horrible blonde hair and leggings. It’s always one step forward, two steps back for this girl, isn’t it?

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Does this look like the type of girl who would star in a home sex tape? Ignore the stain on her dress.

Last week, the infamous Lohan/Calum Best sex tape surfaced to the internet masses. After much debate, it was confirmed that the tape was, indeed, a fake. However, it appears that Lindsay was the last to know, as Linds was overheard bellowing over Calum Best’s voicemail:

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Lohan in jeans? Has hell frozen over? Next we’ll be seeing Samantha Ronson in a dress

Here’s Lindsay Lohan, out and about again with her lesbian BFF, Samantha Ronson. Lohan hanging out with Ronson means one thing: She’s on drugs again. Or she’s a lesbian again, but I bet it’s drugs. Or both. I guess we’ll just have to wait until Lohan ends up passed out in a car at a gas station again to find out.

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In case you weren’t aware, last night was a little something called the Academy Awards. I’m not a huge fan of the Oscars - I prefer to read next day blog reports, as oppose to actually sitting through the eighteen hour telecast snoozefest. The Oscars are a dull time for shoes. It’s all about the dresses. “Who’s dress are you wearing?!” said in my best Joan Rivers impression. It’s all about beautiful and elaborate evening gowns - evening gowns that cover up what our lovely ladies of the Oscars are wearing on their feet. However, I have stumbled upon some shoe news to report…

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Source: Popsugar, Dlisted

Here’s OC starlet Mischa Barton out and about on Boxing Day. She apparently spent some time shopping, and then was photographed smoking an “unknown substance” in her car. This was followed by her arrest for DUI and possession of an “unknown substance” a few days later.

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Metallic and jewel encrusted shoes are apparently popular this season. Therefore, Kenneth Cole Reaction My Boo is off the charts. This shoe comes in several other colors, especially if bronze isn’t to your liking. My Boo comes in the following array of colors: dusty rose, desert rose, silver, black, and pewter.

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Vanessa Hudgens is a mini fashionista in the making. Her intricate 20’s inspired metallic dress is a gorgeous design. I can’t help but notice that she’s still a girl and not quite a woman. She’s one girl that’s already been through her own scandal.

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