I love Lindsay Lohan more and more everyday. I’m close to being the president of her frekin’ fan club. And I like her even more now that she’s a lesbian! Just look at Sam and Linds together! Do they not look like the cutest, happiest power lesbian couple in the universe? Like they will have a beautiful life, with beautiful lesbian-raised children, concieved with the sperm of some rediculously famous male, who’s identity will be kept secret from the public until they do a big cover story with Rolling Stone? I can’t wait.

As I’ve said before, I also love Lohan for her often regretable - but always interesting - fashion choices. Case in point: Leggings. Lindsay Lohan defined the 2000-era legging craze - a trend that I hate - but I also respect her ability to take such an obviously horrible trend and shove it down our throats like Starbuck’s-flavoured ecstasy, if not only for the reason that I get to write about it. For example:

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Charlize and some dude at the Hancock premier

Okay. I will admit that I’m a wee bit biased when it comes to the ravishing Charlize Theron, seen here with Hancock co-star Will Smith.

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The skank has landed

From what I can tell from this picture, NASA has selected Paris Hilton to be shot out to Mars as a representative of Earth. How else do you explain her intergallactic cropped jacket and moon leggings?

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Is stunning actress Kate Hudson a “serial kisser”? The blond stunner is dodging rumors of being a “maneater” after her recent divorce from husband Chris Robinson, the frontman for The Black Crowes.

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Mariah says, “Bow down to the righteousness of my striped hoochie shorts!”

Flowing, flat-ironed, honey-toned hair - check
Giant, glamazon sunglasses (even if it’s nighttime) - check
Easily visible cleavage - check
Clothes that are two sizes too small - check
Total look of satisfaction in knowing that she is way more fabulous than you - check

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Watch out. Katinka Ingabogovinanana has you in her sight.

The beautiful Milla Jovovich successfully made the transition from model to actress, and has become well known for her roles as “kick ass females” in movies like Resident Evil and Ultraviolet. However, her role as Katinka in Zoolander was most likely my favourite, as it showed that she had a sense of humour about the fashion industry - something lacking in many fashionistas. And really, did you actually see Ultraviolet? Horrible.

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Source: Instyle

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This morning, I posted a picture of Tyra Banks and discussed how I thought she may be entering the “Drag Queen” stage of her career. Today, we get reacquainted with a young girl who seems to be entering that very same stage of her music career:

Source: A Socialite’s Life

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Fergie is looking surprisingly classy. Looking like a million bucks, Fergie is sporting some of the most fashionable colors of the season: purple and green. Her scarf is certainly the stand out key accessory of her entire outfit. However, I can’t help but wonder if she’s wearing the outfit or if the outfit is wearing her. Some women have the ability to emanate class no matter what they wear. Other women wear something classy, but there’s that little something missing. Fergie’s outfit has class, but can she convince everyone that she has class?

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Lucy Liu is following the expectations of being a fashionista both on and off the screen. With a brand new role starring in the dramedy Cashmere Mafia, Lucy Liu has been hitting the public in full force with style. Cashmere Mafia has been described as the new Sex and the City. In fact, the similarities are so apparent, they go as far as to sharing the same executive producer, Darren Star.

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I can’t help but feel that I’m a secondary member of “fur watch” for P.E.T.A. Of course, I have never provided a truly unbiased opinion or expressed any opinion towards or against P.E.T.A. My comments have been limited to areas, such as “Uh-Oh P.E.T.A. better not see this” or “If P.E.T.A. saw this, they’d be mad”. It’s as if P.E.T.A. is like the headmistress of an all girls school and I’m just the unspoken observer who happens to gossip about the girls sneaking out late at night to meet boys.

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I know all of three things about Katie Holmes:

1. She was one of the pretentious teenagers on Dawson’s Creek.
2. She is Tom Cruise’s wife/possible beard/baby mamma.
3. She has impeccable taste in shoes.

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Nothing makes you feel cozier on a cool, cool autumn day than the look of warm, soft brown suede:

These are a stunning pair of suede platform pumps by Balenciaga, the fashion house founded by legendary Spanish designer, Cristóbal Balenciaga. These shoes have a towering 5″ heel with 1.25″ platforms. They look big, and almost clunky, however, when I look at them, I see an elegance and can only imagine them sounding as soft and smooth as their beautiful suede when they walk down the runway - and the street.

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