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So, Vanessa. We meet again.
I don’t know why this girl enjoys cankle-inducing footwear so much, but here she is again, sashaying around in some kind of ultra-shiny super-cuffed pirate wench-dominatrix boot. I can’t say that I absolutely hate these boots, but I sure as hell bet her ankles do. What’s with kids today?! Or is it just these girls from High School Musical who like to fug up their ankles?
Dear Rachel Bilson,
You have fantastic legs. Those fantastic legs sit atop a nice pair of thin ankles that any girl should be more than willing to show off. You even do that sometimes, and man, do you ever look good when you do. So, you can understand why I get a little flustered when I see you walking around in these:
Rachel Bilson was on the OC, which is now defunct. Why anyone still cares about her is beyond me. Maybe it’s her baffling love of cankle-inducing footwear:
Horton hears a bad fashion choice
Here’s Jaime Pressly as she arrives at the Late Show with David Letterman to promote her voice work in Horton Hears a Who! All seems well, but if you look closely, you’ll notice that Jaime posesses weapons of mass fugliness. That’s right, folks. The Ugg boot has captured Jaime Pressly.
Greetings shoeling. Take me to your trekkie crack dealer.
Rubber Duck has brought us this shiny, running shoe/snow boot hybrid. It’s called the Snowjogger, and girls, it’s available for both men and women - for those who wish to cankle thy ankles with this moon shoe.
I’m just not sure how I feel about Gwen Stefani and L.A.M.B.’s approach to boots:
A few days ago, I posted about Pucci graphic rainboots. I wanted to share with you, faithful shoe lovers, these candy coloured galoshes that evoke the spirit of art, fun and vivid, drug induced hallucinations.
Well, get ready for chills and anxiety, because today, the trip gets bad:
Slouch.
Such an ugly word. Kind of like ‘Ugg‘. Or as I choose to pronounce it, “Ugh!”
These Uggs are knit, rather than suede or sheep’s skin, giving them a slouchy look.
Dear Classic Short Ugg Boots,
Hi there. Or should I say “G’day mate!” I know we’ve had our problems in the past.
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