Don’t be alarmed. That burning sensation you’re feeling is nothing but your skin sizzling due to Gisele’s overwhelming hotness:

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Ode to Heidi Klum (Best read with lit candles and lots of snapping)

Heidi Klum, German muse,
Sexy beat poetess,
Got on her hippie groove.

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Here’s the “good looking” Simpson sister at a signing for her new CD at Wal-Mart. Yes, Wal-Mart. What, were all the Best Buys closed?

Ashlee attended this signing without her boyfriend/creepy hair twin, Pete Wentz. Maybe there was only enough straightening balm for one of them, that evening. I get irritated when I see pictures of them together, because I just want to cut their freeking emo bangs. Get a hair cut, ya hippies!

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Paris Hilton was spotted flaunting a new ring the other day. It was allegedly given to her by brand new boyfriend, Benji Madden. Benji is of course one half of Good Charlotte’s Madden brothers. Brother Joel is engaged to - and is the baby papa of - Paris’ ex best friend/reconciled best friend, Nicole Richie. Jesus, it’s Young Hollywood Sex Degrees of Separation, here.

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I had a nightmare last night. In it, I was trapped in Lindsay Lohan’s walk-in closet, fending off trecherous leggings, one for every colour of the rainbow - from hooker pink, to Red Bull yellow, to cocaine white. I awoke in a frenzied panic, covered in sweat. Later on today, I stumbled across this photo of Lindsay, hinting that she may indeed have a closet full of leggings of every shade:

Source: A Socialite’s Life

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Source: Dlisted

Here’s troubled pop starlet Britney Spears, out shopping in Hollywood the other night. Just another day of her life being documented on the film of every paparazzo’s blinding camera. Britney is notorious for her tolerance of the paparazzi, hence why she allows them to follow her while shopping. She allegedly even gets them to fetch coffee for her. It’s a sign that the once steel-abbed, jail bait pop star may be loosing her Lucky Charms, so to speak. Maybe this is a desperate attempt for attention, after the spotlight moved to Brit’s little sister, Jamie Lynn - another Spears’ child star - who is now pregnant, and only sixteen. Or maybe Brit just wants to show off her stylish, brown boots.

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I’m a big fan of colour and eye-grabbing designs, hence my love for Pucci. Shoes are always a great way to wear some bold patterns - you can get a lot of pow out of a simple pair of shoes. Ballet flats are great for this. The simple, modest design just begs for some pizazz. Unfortunately, sometimes this can get out of hand, as Lilly Pulitzer demonstrates here:

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This is the Naughty Monkey “Walk the Talk” pump, a very popular shoe this season.

It’s an appropriate name, because these shoes definitely “talk” - as in they are LOUD. However, these shoes aren’t loud like “Panama” by Van Halen blasting out of giant speakers. These shoes are loud while being stylish and bold - bound to grab tons of attention.

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Here’s the Fergilicious one out and about the other day in a pair of cute snake-skin patterned ballet flats.

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Let’s talk about the Faryl Robin Finnigan boot.

This is a cute boot that goes with anything - from jeans, to skirts, to dresses. It’s almost a ladylike relative of the Bronx Ada Double Buckle boot. Although the Bronx boot is a great choice for less cash, I love how the pump heel on this rough-n-tumble western style boot gives it a very ladylike look.

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