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The shoes of the 2008 MTV VMAs!
No, you are not looking at a picture of Britney Spears from five years ago. This is, indeed, the real Brit Brit this past Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards.
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Posh in flat flip-flops; hell freezes over
Filed under: Victoria Beckham
Posh looks pissy after Beck’s steals her heels - revenge for her stealing his testicles.
Here’s Posh and Becks at Disneyland the other day. I know; I almost didn’t recognize her either, sans a pair of sky-high heels!
Sam Edelman “Nadia” and Brit Brit spotted in summertime espadrilles
Filed under: Britney Spears, Sam Edelman
Jessica Simpson in Ugg Classic Short; we offer her to the Ugg army as a sacrifice
Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Ugg
Jessica Simpson is nothing but an empty vessel filled with the Ugg. Y’know, instead of just being an empty vessel.
The Uggs are still attacking at full force! Jessica Simpson appears to have been hit by the Uggs fairly hard. The inherent bad fashion of the Ugg spread all the way up her body fairly quickly, as we can see by her baggy shirt and track pants combo. We need to be prepared. The Uggs are getting harder, better, faster, stronger, and not in the sexy Kanye West way.
Lindsay wears booties like Nine West “Packrat”; corrupts young sister with boots like Steve Madden “Cecillia”
The world prepares for another fashion challenged Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan was out the other night with her younger sister, Ali. I’m happy to see that Lindsay’s wearing a dress, as oppose to just a shirt. I actually don’t mind what she’s wearing. The furry/shiny jacket is kind of fugly, and I don’t care for the material of the dress, but I’m just happy her ass isn’t showing.
Lindsay Lohan wears boots like Rockport “Merrick” with - here’s a shock - leggings
Filed under: Lindsey Lohan, Rockport
Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving a dinner date with her mom, Dina and sister, Ali. Linds looks like she was going for the “Goth Ski Bunny” look. Wearing the remains of a dead crow and leggings that look as though they would cause Linds to fly down a toboggan hill on her ass at the speed of light, Lindsay exited the restaurant with a white stain on her shirt. I guess that joke writes itself.
Britney channels Wonder Woman with Chinese Laundry “Gonzales”; goes shopping for Lasso of Truth
Filed under: Britney Spears, Chinese Laundry
Another day, more Britney gossip. This time, it seems she’s running out of money. Rumour has it that Britney’s finances are quickly dwindling, due to her excessive spending. Who knew cheetos and frappuccinos could have such an effect on a pop star’s riches?
Britney has had so much success in the past that it’s hard to believe that she could be running out of money. And didn’t she just release a new album? Where did it all go? Methinks most of Britney’s money went into the pockets of meth dealers, Starbucks and Kevin Federline. What a waste.
Britney is a perfect example of how not wear the VOLATILE “Cavalier” boot; pirates everywhere are offended
Filed under: Britney Spears, VOLATILE
Britney Spears seems to love boots. I see photos of her parading around in different boots all the time. She likely has a whole closet full of boots, which I imagine would be located next to her room full of flip-flops, which is next to the room full of cheetos (that are probably ground up to a fine powder and divided into lines). However, I’m not sure that someone with the mental instability of Brit Brit should be allowed to use and abuse boots at her will. Why? Because something like this will happen:
Brit Brit and the Biviel 391
Filed under: Biviel, Britney Spears
Britney Spears has finally been granted visitation rights to see her children. Apparently, she visited with Sean Preston and Jayden James today, after being separated from them for over a month.
Britney’s ship has been slowly crashing into planet crazy for quite some time now, but since her father has stepped in and taken the helm, it looks like things may be turning around for her. I mean, she’s still got one foot in the door of the nut house, but a girl who’s had nothing but the bittersweet mixture of public pressure and endless money and power since she was a teenager could use a little help from her parents, I think.
Cynthia Vincent “Alice” and Heidi Klum’s giant, neon Louboutins
Filed under: Christian Louboutin, Heidi Klum
Source: A Socialite’s Life
Supermodel and Project Runway host Heidi Klum recently commented that she would like to help troubled pop star, Britney Spears.
Delinquent Mischa and the Shellys London Sparkle flat
Filed under: Mischa Barton, Shellys
Here’s OC starlet Mischa Barton out and about on Boxing Day. She apparently spent some time shopping, and then was photographed smoking an “unknown substance” in her car. This was followed by her arrest for DUI and possession of an “unknown substance” a few days later.
Elle Macpherson’s Ugg Classic Tall Christmas
Filed under: Elle Macpherson, Ugg
Source: In Case You Didn’t Know
Supermodel Elle Macpherson was spotted in Ugg Classic Tall boots while surfing in Sydney, Australia on Christmas day. Apparently Elle forgot to wear pants, but if my nickname was “The Body” maybe I’d be ambivalent towards pants as well.
Crazy Britney looks less crazy in boots like Bronx Shoes “Ada”
Filed under: Britney Spears, Bronx Shoes
Source: Dlisted
Here’s troubled pop starlet Britney Spears, out shopping in Hollywood the other night. Just another day of her life being documented on the film of every paparazzo’s blinding camera. Britney is notorious for her tolerance of the paparazzi, hence why she allows them to follow her while shopping. She allegedly even gets them to fetch coffee for her. It’s a sign that the once steel-abbed, jail bait pop star may be loosing her Lucky Charms, so to speak. Maybe this is a desperate attempt for attention, after the spotlight moved to Brit’s little sister, Jamie Lynn - another Spears’ child star - who is now pregnant, and only sixteen. Or maybe Brit just wants to show off her stylish, brown boots.
Frances Bean and the Fitzwell’s Franca
Filed under: Courtney Love, Shopping
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Courtney Love and her spawn:
I’m not going to lie. I love Courtney. I love her to death. Not because she’s a talented actress, or songwriter, or musician - but because she’s just plain crazy. Every time something bad happens to me, I just count my blessings that I’m not Courtney Love, anyone who knows her, or anyone who’s physically close enough to her to get hit with a mic stand.
Gimme, gimme more of the Report Limont
Filed under: Britney Spears, Report
Dear Britney,
I know you don’t want to hear what I’m about to say. Britney, your career is in ruins. We all know that. But it doesn’t mean that things are completely over for you. I’m not here to pick on you. I believe we should “leave you alone”. Britney, I’m here to help you. I’m here to help you revive your career, from the bottom up. And by bottom, I mean shoes. Shoes are single most important part of a woman’s - nay, pop star’s - ensemble, and you have got to dress for success.
The first piece of advice I’m going to give you regarding shoes is this:
