Here’s Lindsay Lohan, pantless again, sporting another shade of leggings. Sometimes I wonder if her leggings are crotchless and thus, she never takes them off. Lindsay’s kind of the fashion equivalent of Jim Morrison. Not in that she has sexy rock star style, or talent for that matter, but Jim apparently never took off his skin tight leather pants. However, I will give Jim this much: at least he wore pants, and didn’t flash his ass everytime he bent over. Well, not accidently anyway.

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Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving a dinner date with her mom, Dina and sister, Ali. Linds looks like she was going for the “Goth Ski Bunny” look. Wearing the remains of a dead crow and leggings that look as though they would cause Linds to fly down a toboggan hill on her ass at the speed of light, Lindsay exited the restaurant with a white stain on her shirt. I guess that joke writes itself.

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Another day, more Britney gossip. This time, it seems she’s running out of money. Rumour has it that Britney’s finances are quickly dwindling, due to her excessive spending. Who knew cheetos and frappuccinos could have such an effect on a pop star’s riches?

Britney has had so much success in the past that it’s hard to believe that she could be running out of money. And didn’t she just release a new album? Where did it all go? Methinks most of Britney’s money went into the pockets of meth dealers, Starbucks and Kevin Federline. What a waste.

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Here’s the “good looking” Simpson sister at a signing for her new CD at Wal-Mart. Yes, Wal-Mart. What, were all the Best Buys closed?

Ashlee attended this signing without her boyfriend/creepy hair twin, Pete Wentz. Maybe there was only enough straightening balm for one of them, that evening. I get irritated when I see pictures of them together, because I just want to cut their freeking emo bangs. Get a hair cut, ya hippies!

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Paris Hilton was spotted flaunting a new ring the other day. It was allegedly given to her by brand new boyfriend, Benji Madden. Benji is of course one half of Good Charlotte’s Madden brothers. Brother Joel is engaged to - and is the baby papa of - Paris’ ex best friend/reconciled best friend, Nicole Richie. Jesus, it’s Young Hollywood Sex Degrees of Separation, here.

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Britney Spears seems to love boots. I see photos of her parading around in different boots all the time. She likely has a whole closet full of boots, which I imagine would be located next to her room full of flip-flops, which is next to the room full of cheetos (that are probably ground up to a fine powder and divided into lines). However, I’m not sure that someone with the mental instability of Brit Brit should be allowed to use and abuse boots at her will. Why? Because something like this will happen:

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This is a shoe that has acquired the baffling description: Sweater boot

Yes, sweater boot. As in a sweater - and a boot - in the same article of clothing.

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Lily Allen is a walking example of why the Ugg trend just doesn’t work:

Souce: A Socialite’s Life

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Little David Banda’s face says it all:

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I had a nightmare last night. In it, I was trapped in Lindsay Lohan’s walk-in closet, fending off trecherous leggings, one for every colour of the rainbow - from hooker pink, to Red Bull yellow, to cocaine white. I awoke in a frenzied panic, covered in sweat. Later on today, I stumbled across this photo of Lindsay, hinting that she may indeed have a closet full of leggings of every shade:

Source: A Socialite’s Life

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Behold, photographic evidence to support the theory that Tyra Banks is now entering the “Drag Queen” stage of her supermodel career.

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Booties have been one of the hottest grabs this season. This is evident to anyone who’s seen photos from the Sex in the City movie set. Booties have been adorning the feet of Carrie Bradshaw in almost every scene, including this one:

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Source: A Socialite’s Life

Here’s Lindsay Lohan stopping for some type celebri-coffee in Santa Monica. As you can see, she has turned a deaf ear to my protests and substituted those hideous black leggings for pants once again. I don’t care what anyone says, there’s no way this kid is OFF drugs. I think this is what happens when you do too much cocaine. Eventually, your ego swells up so much that you begin to think that you are too good for pants… above pants… Beyond pants! When actually you’re just a bad actress who looks like a bottle-blonde hooker.

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Fergie is looking surprisingly classy. Looking like a million bucks, Fergie is sporting some of the most fashionable colors of the season: purple and green. Her scarf is certainly the stand out key accessory of her entire outfit. However, I can’t help but wonder if she’s wearing the outfit or if the outfit is wearing her. Some women have the ability to emanate class no matter what they wear. Other women wear something classy, but there’s that little something missing. Fergie’s outfit has class, but can she convince everyone that she has class?

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When I first saw this picture of Michael and Lindsay Lohan, I thought that Lindsay looked quite chic in her black ensemble. Then I looked closer and realized that she wasn’t wearing any pants again. Lindsay, first step in battling a sex addiction: PUT ON SOME PANTS. This is the kind of outfit that Linds must have come up with after too much “strawberry kwik”, if you know what I mean. If Miss Lohan had chosen to wear a skirt or a nice pair of skinny black pants, this outfit would be very stylish. As it is, Linds looks a wee bit like some kind of goth sorority girl wandering the streets in the wee hours of the morning, wondering where she left her pants. However, this does not change the fact that her tall boots are über-hot.

Linds is wearing a model very similar to these ones by Via Spiga:

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