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Spotted: Gladiators on frekin’ everyone!

This summer is certainly becoming the summer of the gladiator! Put on your helmet with the plume everyone, because here we go:

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Mariah Carey enjoys abusing Louboutins with freakishly high-waisted booty shorts

Mimi just seems to love her Christian Louboutin mary janes. We spotted her wearing them the other day, and here she is again, strutting her diva stuff in them. I don’t blame her one bit. They look to be the Louboutin “Mad Mary” mary jane, that boasts a 5″ plus stiletto heel. We’ve seen these puppies on Madonna, so they’re obviously perfect for a diva! What I want to know is why she feels it neccessary to pair such a beautiful shoe with an outfit like this:

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Engaged (and pregnant?) Ashlee Simpson with Dollhouse Carole

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Is she or isn’t she? Ashlee Simpson, 23, is fueling rumors of her own pregnancy by refusing to confirm or deny claims during a live TV interview at NBC’s Today on Friday. Perhaps, she’s just trying to heighten her own buzz. Today, Ashlee Simpson debuts her album Bittersweet World and her new fashion collection at Wet Seal.

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Jessica Simpson in Ugg Classic Short; we offer her to the Ugg army as a sacrifice


Jessica Simpson is nothing but an empty vessel filled with the Ugg. Y’know, instead of just being an empty vessel.

The Uggs are still attacking at full force! Jessica Simpson appears to have been hit by the Uggs fairly hard. The inherent bad fashion of the Ugg spread all the way up her body fairly quickly, as we can see by her baggy shirt and track pants combo. We need to be prepared. The Uggs are getting harder, better, faster, stronger, and not in the sexy Kanye West way.

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Mariah Carey wears YSL sandals similar to Via Spiga “Suzzo”; still hoochie fabulous


Mimi shows off her weapons of mass seduction

Here’s Mariah Carey, hooching it up for camera. Show those girls off, Mimi!

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Ashlee Simpson wears shoes like CARLOS “Beached”; still annoying


Ashlee Simpson, minus her siamese hair twin, Pete Wentz

It’s amazing how different Ashlee Simpson looks. I never thought she was unattractive before the nose job, in fact, I thought her old nose gave her face some character. Now she just looks like a Disney character. Cute, yes; but increasingly annoying, until you just wish Cruella DeVille would come along and turn her into a coat. And then Jessica Simpson can wear that coat to celebrate her return to being the “good looking Simpson sister”.

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Ashlee Simpson tries to be bad ass in Harley-Davidson “El Paso”; hard to be bad ass when standing in Wal-Mart

Here’s the “good looking” Simpson sister at a signing for her new CD at Wal-Mart. Yes, Wal-Mart. What, were all the Best Buys closed?

Ashlee attended this signing without her boyfriend/creepy hair twin, Pete Wentz. Maybe there was only enough straightening balm for one of them, that evening. I get irritated when I see pictures of them together, because I just want to cut their freeking emo bangs. Get a hair cut, ya hippies!

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Ashlee Simpson and Rocket Dog High Booties

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Ashlee Simpson is looking more and more different everyday. It’s apparent that she’s gotten plastic surgery, but exactly how much plastic surgery has the girl gotten these days?

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