I think there’s a reason prison inmates are forced to wear ugly, one piece jumpsuits while serving their sentence behind bars. This is because behind bars is where the whole concept of “the jumpsuit” belongs. Example:
Rihanna’s got her fierce face on. I guess you’d have to when photographers are snapping photos of you right after 1981 threw up on you.
We’ve got side boob and shoulder pads here, people. Throw in some pointy ears and some braces this is what the sluttiest geek girl at a Star Trek convention would wear. Those elaborate sleeves are attached all the way down her legs, which horrifies me. Unless those sleeves double as wings and she can fly (in which case this outfit goes from fug to AWESOME), I see nothing fashionable about wearing an outfit with sleeves on which you can trip. It just seems like one big, ugly safety hazard.
Rihanna wore a pair of nude Christian Louboutin “Pigalle” pumps with this monstrosity. While I like these super high heels, I don’t think they’re right for the outfit. In fact, I’m not sure any shoe would be right for this outfit. Send it back to hell from where it came! I feel like pointy high heels just makes her whole look so harsh – which is probably the point, y’know, so that everyone is afraid to tell her how hideous she looks for fear of getting a pointy shoulder pad to the eye or pointy toe to the groin.
Rihanna, you are not Elvis. Leave the jumpsuit at home. Thanks.
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