Remember Sebastian, the singing lobster from the Little Mermaid? Remember how passionately he felt about life being better under dee sea?
Turns out he was right.
Life can’t be that great for this intrepid crustacean, who’s life on land consists of being a bedazzled headpiece for Lady Gaga. Everything’s better down where it’s wetter!
I’m not sure where Gaga’s going with this outfit, whether it be another tribute to the late Alexander McQueen and his elaborate designs, or if Gaga’s now Queen of the Crab People. Maybe she just likes demanding that all restaurants and other such establishments that enjoy the media benefits of Gaga’s presence have a 7 foot clearance.
Gaga’s paired her latest ensemble with some glittery lucite platforms by Georgio Armani – the same house that designed her Grammy outfit. While I can’t say that these are the type of shoes I’d wear out and about, I like them for the simple fact that they look like what Cinderella would wear if her fairy godmother turned her into some kind of enchanted hooker. When the clock strikes midnight, all Prince Charming is left with is a fabulous, sparkly, lucite clodhopper. And possibly chlamydia.
And for the record, yes, she is wearing a see-through plastic dress. Maybe she’s planning on going clamming later on to find herself some earrings. Thoughts on Gaga’s platforms and sea creature obsession?
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The shoes remind me of jelly fish! I think they’re fantastic. The rest of the ensemble…not so much…but Gaga makes it work.
We’ve got to love Lady Gaga! Not sure about these plastic outfits and glittered platforms but she knows how to make the most unrealistic pieces come to life. At least her outfit can be recycled.
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